"It's a thousand pages, give or take a few.
I'll be writing more in a week or two.
I can make it longer if you like the style.
I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer."

"Paperback Writer" by The Beatles

She's female, of course. standing five foot nine inches tall.  She weights around 140 pounds distributed very evenly on her medium build, the result of a well used gym membership.  Her mousy brown hair, pale skin, green eyes, and Wal-Mart discount rack wardrobe scream ignore me to the world in general.