7'6" and 320 lbs of (mostly) muscle. He has an ill-featured but honest, smiling face that reflects his every thought. He wears a motley set of armor: scale tunic, mail sleeves and coif, plate gauntlets, and legionary style helmet and leather skirt. He nimbly wields a dwarven greataxe with an assortment of smaller axes and hatchets for throwing.

'Thumper' comes from an incident where he asked the question: "Can I thump him boss, can I?"