An online blogger, Vitas is trying to make a name for himself by browsing through Craigslist and other sketchy online ads and then interviewing the people behind truly bizarre requests.

Of average build and complexion, Vitas tends to go unwashed for days as he spends most of his time interacting with people through his computer. He has almost shoulder-length wavy black hair less as a style choice and more from going long periods of time between haircuts.