"Let us make a deal. Would you buy your way into Heaven?"

The pardoners of the Church of Deals have a simple question to ask you: would you buy your way out of Hell? Do you desire wealth? Power? Retribution against your foes? The Church of Deals can make that happen. Just sign on the doted line, and it can all be yours for just a small upfront fee...one that won't be collected until after you are dead.