Hairy is, well, mostly hairy. He has a giant, bushy beard he ties down with string or dropped lollipops. At the ripe ork age of 36 he's getting a little thin on top, but that's nothing a ball cap can't hide. He dresses in his finest street rags. He's read some books on finer etiquette, but it hasn't quite sunk in yet. He regularly smells like whatever volatile chemical he's been playing with.