Carl

Physical traits: Stands 5' 10" tall, weight somewhere around 240 or 250 lbs. Caucasian complexion that tans readily, quite hirsute. Dark brown eyes. Extremely, extremely, dark brown (straight) hair (sprinkled with red and gray strands). I have a full beard and mustache, unkempt, and pointed eyebrows. My nose is slightly crooked, and I have no teeth (completely defanged). Prone to exhibit a strong, bestial body odor.

Generally wearing a baseball cap, and two layers of sunglasses if there is much light (inner pair are prescription to compensate for extreme myopia, outer are just extra protection for highly photosensitive eyes).