Callidus
"I've traveled the world from corner to corner and I have many a tale to tell.
Of succulent feasts and murderous beasts, straight from the bowels of hell.
A lad I was born on a cool winters morn, right near the great blue sea.
My parents they died, and my life I have tried to live most unequivocally."
"One day upon a teenage noon I met a friend after arriving in town.
Hiras was his name, and of no small fame his family was in well renown.
Currently he is wedded to a lass named Vocaphil,
A pretty young girl known to many as the pearl of Mercator."
"But enough about them lets talk about me and my many quests unnumbered,
fought orcs, bugbears, and goblins, many weapons and lives I've sundered.
With those two and Ovo, a dwarf to which I'm acquainted,
ambushed by a hag wielding magic so foul one might leave the battle tainted."
"She threw evil darts, and cast evil spells, entangling all my allies,
When vocaphil cast a spell turn she did well for spell-casting she did despise.
An arrow produced from one leafy roost caused her to tumble out of her tree,
she became angered and sooner or later I saw only darts, their effect I could not forsee,
I dodged most of them, all but one, which protruded from my shoulder,
As soon as the dart did break my skin it had left me feeling older."
"My strength it was gone, but cunning I had So I lifted from the my armor a dart,
I slung it towards her and a dull thud was heard, and her strength did soon depart."
"A stumble away from my allies was all she could do,
As Hiras, Ovo, and Vocaphil, descended on her, and soon the hag was slew.
Upon the ground was posted, her head upon a spear,
A warning to her kin, should more of them come near."
"If you are in need of a guide, I myself have no need to hide.
I have traveled to distant lands, when gold finds itself into my hands."
"Pay me what you think I'm worth, and from our journey legends will spring forth."