Name: Lady Eustacia Mink-Critchley, Viscountess Silverbridge
Age: 17
Form: Lower VI
Clique: Sweetheart

Lady Eustacia Mink-Critchley is a rarity at St. Trinians School For Young Ladies: she is always immaculately dressed. Her uniform is always ironed and neat. Admittedly she has a short skirt, hanging at mid-thigh, which occasionally reveals the tops of her stockings and suspenders if she moves too quickly or sits down immodestly, but that happens infrequently. She always sits with the delicacy and grace of a proper young lady. Her tie is tied perfectly, her shoes polished to a high sheen, and her dress and blazer are clean and well kept.

Her hair is a rich brown, and flows in natural, loose curls. She ties it in a pair of very long pigtails that hang halfway down her body, ending in a pair of bows in the school's blue and silver colours. She wears only a little makeup, to enhance her English Rose prettiness, and her wide, dark brown eyes glow with an innocence that is palpable.

Her voice is an amazing instrument, which she modulates according to her mood. It can be polite, cutting, viscious, or filled with earnestness.

In short, she is the absolute model of English public school charm and delicate manners. Which means that she is *definitely* up to something. Nobody can survive as far as the Sixth Form at St. Trinians looking like Eustacia unless she has got a hell of a lot of tricks up her sleeve.