"It's simple just slap Dirk across the face in the cafeteria. Tell him that was the last date ! You impotent steroid injecting looser If you can't get it up without watching male wrestlers you should be batting for the OTHER team."

Hal opens his mouth about to speak but leaves it hanging like that a bit blinking.

Zoey laughs, nearly choking on her water. "That's a bit harsh Allura.  Funny, but too harsh I think.  I dont want to totally humiliate him, just make him feel what it's like."

Hal looked at Zoey and back to Allura then to Susan.

"Wow, remind me not to get on your badsides."

Susan nearly choked on her soda, and chuckled.
"Yeah, that might be a bit far, but if Hal can make the gorillas on the team laugh, he won't have to fight him."

"We may look all sweet and innocent, but deep down any woman can be evil if pushed too far.  It's probably best not to get on the bad side of any woman.  But I think you're safe, Hal.  No need to worry."

She turned to Allura and smiled, "When is your's and Sam's next gig at the B&B?  We need a good night out."

"Oh it will be next Thursday. Of course your invited to Hal. It's going to be good to get the band back together."

"Awesome, cant wait.  Yeah, it's been too long.  Im glad you guys are able to play there still.  You should totally come with us Hal.  It'll be a blast."

Hal smiled, "Well as long as I don't get kicked out of the school for the pranking tomorrow, I should be around.  Sounds like fun."

"Tell you what.  If anybody gets caught tomorrow, y'all can blame it on me.  Im more known for the pranks anyways."

Susan sighed.
"For THAT one, you people are on your own."

She looked thoughtful, but didn't more.

"Suze you should lighten up and live a little, have some fun and laugh more."

"I agree.  We only get to be teenagers once, and this is the time for us to do stupid and crazy things and laugh about it.  These are the years to make the best memories.  My grandkids are going to love all the stories I tell them about us."

Susan rolled her eyes and smirked.
"I'm VERY happy having fun without messing around with stuff like that.
I'm perfectly content with making my own fun."

She chuckled and looked at Susan, "I guess we've seen you do a couple of crazy things once or twice.  You'll have your own fun stories to tell you kids."

Susan winced and shivered.
"Well...if I have kids....though God knows I get enough pressure on that front."

"Who doesnt get pressured about having kids?  Perry of course wants me to wait until Im out of college and have my life in order first.  But for now though, Im happy to be a normal teenager with goals and aspirations to look forward to, and causing as much non harmful trouble as I can." She grinned wide and laughed.

Susan chuckled weakly.
"To be honest, I'm ready to get all this 'normal teenager' crap over with, and get on with life.
But....the thought of getting pregnant....."

She did an involuntary shiver again.
"My parents kind of want me to get a college degree before I get married, but if I could marry some doctor or lawyer or someone rich......"
The brunette chuckled weakly.
"I honestly believe that if some rich guy, like Bruce Wayne, came to my High School Graduation with a wedding ring, they'd be very happy."

Zoey laughed with Susan "Yeah, I think any parent would be happy if  their child made it rich or married rich.  I'm in no big hurry though to get married or have kids.  But uh, if Bruce Wayne does come to your graduation with a wedding ring, I want to be the brides maid."  She smiled and winked playfully at Susan.

Susan rolled her eyes but grinned.
"If he does do that,  you can have him all to yourself. "

Allura says, "Nah Bruce might show up but he would bring a ring for Rory." She had a mischievous smirk.

Susan laughed for a second, then blinked in confusion.
"Ummmmm, wait.....are you just joking around, or is Bruce Wayne actually gay?"

"It's prank day,  I am allowed to pull your leg." She winks.

Susan sighed with amused exasperation.
"I should have known.   It's too bad he isn't, actually.    I suspect my parents are trying to get his private number, possibly to set up a date behind my back."

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