Re: Sanzi
"If I knew where the unpredictable would show up it would be predictable, in a way, wouldn't it?" Baron Arbov says.
The boat is handled by a trio of experienced boatmen, used to the coast of Sanzi and the Breaks. Although few people ever come up this river, they have, before, and they know it as well as anyone can.
"It isn't a clear cut line," the eldest of them says. "The area of the Chaos Storms just kind of tapers off from more, to less, to very few. I suppose you could mark a line at 'none at all' but then, how we do know it's just so infrequent that no one has seen it yet? I've seen it hit Sanzi itself hard a few times. There was the storm of 'thirty two. Brought the biggest swarm of muskrats anyone has ever seen, and in colors that muskrats don't normally appear in."
"Blue?" Petunia asks experimentally.
"Among others, bright sky blue," the boatman says.
"Goodness, what happened to them all?"
"You know Dwarves. They had most of them skinned and they sold off the fur as exotic magical rabbit."
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They float on. Meadows, forest, hills... getting hillier all the time, and at times it's hard pushing to get the boat past a swift spot.
And then there is motion, to the right of the boat: A single Goblin, with a peculiar garish helmet featuring a bright red winged point on the top. He is running towards the boat, shouting.
"Stop! Forbidden! Our river! Not yours!"