Bella Donna-The Water's Just Fine
"Your intellectual qualities do not match my own. Its not confusing per say, simply obvious. So, humans or dwarves? Well if I eat a human I would be eating myself which is rather unflattering. Dwarves are big and beefy. Good for gnawing my teath. Elves are rather stringy so I stick clear of them. Halflings are pretty fast but if you can catch them, good treats. Gnomes? Too troublesome. If I had to choose between alll the various from about and for fish such as large bass, trout, catfish I would have to say what I like the most is...." Bella smiles "None of them. Well maybe fish but I can't stand the water. Oh and you do need to know this vastly important fact-I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat meat if you are unsure of what one is." She watts "I assume that is what you called a joke. Wit. Perhaps a pun? It was I believe a punch line. Can I come in now? Seems I have passed the test possibly and the fog seems to be rather odd. I could be possibly wrong but its movements along the beach perhaps tell me otherwise. Wait. I wonder if I can somehow create a fog. That would be pretty interesting with the combined watery texture combined with the earth well can't do that. Something like it. Well no I can use earth. Sand? Maybe. Hard ground? Not sure if it will work....." The girl pulls out a small journal and a sharp stick-a pencil. She writes something down before putting it back into her pack. The parrots head pops out and looks around. Like well a Yoda/Luke thing.
"Wait. What do you prefer? Humans, elves, dwarves, gnomes. Oh halflings? Perhaps a rare type of different species. I should be asking you. Oh silly me. You keep asking me questions and then I don't ask anything in return. I know what you are hinting at. Do you prefer it to be rare, medium or well done?" Well hard to tell if Bella is serious or not. Or thwoing the question right back at the man or men "Surely you can answer it right? I mean logically if you are looking at your friend or ally, or your next meal standing next to you, I bet you are hungry. And thirsty. Maybe have some chardinay. You like wine? I never had it." She takes a deep breath "I wonder where Gilly is? Is it a him or a her? Maybe a thing? You never answered the question. Probably confused. Sorry about all of this."
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