Humour: Those lightbulb jokes are still about...
How many Vilani does it take to change a light bulb?
I'm not sure...what does the manual say?
Or:
One to design an improved illumination device, four to build it, and a team of seventeen fully trained lightbulb installation personnel to put it in.
How many Solomani does it take to change a light bulb?
Fewer than anyone ELSE, damn it!
Or:
I'm sorry that information is classified, now if you wouldn't mind accompanying me to the local SolSec office....
How many Zhodani does it take...
...to change a light bulb? I knew you were going to ask that.
How many Sword Worlders does it take to change a light bulb?
Highly efficient Sword Worlds engineering and manufacturing processes produce lightbulps which are far superior to the inferior models produced elsewhere.
How many K'kree does it take to change a light bulb?
As many as can fit in the room.
How many Aslan does it take to change a light bulb?
Female: Only one.
Male: At least seven, because I've seen six trying.
How many Vargr does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to get a ladder; one to slug the first one and take the ladder away; one to slap the second one around and force him to hold the ladder while the first one wipes his bloody nose and climbs the ladder; and one to stand by and smirk until the job is done - and then take credit for it.
How many Hivers does it take to change a light bulb?
Light bulbs? How primitive...
Or:
None. They get someone else to do it, and make them think it was their idea.
Or:
*holds up both hands and rapidly wiggles fingers* (The Hivers out there will get it....)
How many Droyne does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. It always takes six. Everything always takes six.
Or:
Six. A worker to split a claw, trying to hit nails in the dark; a warrior to rough him up for damaging valuable nails with his carelessness; a drone to cast the coyns and decide if maybe darkness isn't a good idea; a leader to trip over the hammer and scream for something to be done at once; a technician to immediately implement a feasibility study for future illumination patterns; and a sport to watch the proceedings with resignation, sigh, and go get a light bulb and a ladder.
Or:
*looks around fearfully, then hesitantly peeps in a tiny voice* ...One?
How many Virushi does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only two, but don't ask me how they got in there
How many player-characters does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the lightbulb and four to lay down covering fire
This message was last edited by the GM at 09:14, Fri 23 Sept 2005.