Re: Profit Margin - Rangent/Vilis (0601) Date: 287-1107 20:50
"Being a Marine means you usually take lives to save more, but on sometimes you end up lucky enough to only do saving and no taking. Those are the best ones. This is such one of those occasions for me. And Keryn, you will have plenty of stories to tell soon enough. Not all have to be larger than life, what matters is that you're there to tell them." Yas says, giving Keryn a smile before giving Hegerich a dazzling smile, just because.
"Anyway, we were way out in the boondocks doing some fapping, er, that is, F A P, Fleet Assistance Program, helping out with various tasks that needed to be done to keep the Navy afloat. Such as cleaning the vents, something only a Marine was fit for, girth-wise..." she tells, putting on a grin at the end.
"Peacetime, that moment when we prepare for when the shit to hit the fan again. No downtime for us, but it makes for a change, at least."
"Either way, my squad was helping out fixing some systems on a forgotten end of a ship, under the watchful eyes of the regular service crew. Something about conductors and needing their bi-decennial service, so we were tearing it all out. Quite boring, really."
She takes a sip of her drink.
"Next thing you know, alarms go blurting all over the place. The techs jump high in the air, screaming something abut fire. Normally nothing to react to, but since we've been ripping out conduits there was no fire control working. The ship was about to expose this section to space to suffocate the fire. No worries, normally, except for Private Ngeru who I'd seen crawl into one of the access vents along with Private Walker. Walker was out, Ngeru wasn't."
A scowl plays on her face as she pauses briefly.
"At this time the Marine was starting to form a gagglefrak, the techs already gone into the next section, about to seal the doors, so I naturally dove head first into the vent. That's when the rush of air sucked me in. I reached this vertical section and would have gone out in space if it hadn't been for my combat boots being able to stick to the frame of the access. That's when I saw Private Ngeru falling towards me from above, but I managed to grab hold of her leg just as she came hurtling past. Dislocated my shoulder, it did."
She moves her right shoulder in a circular fashion, grimacing at the memory.
"Of course, after a few seconds the fire was out, but it felt like a lot longer. Never seen the stars first hand before, even if it was only a couple of them through a distant hole. Either way, my squad got their act together and pulled us out of there. The techs came back too, pretending to get busy with things straight up. The corpsman yanked my arm and I was good as new, so we all went back to work too."
"Now, the story doesn't end there, as such, because that night when I was in my quarters, a glorified broom closet since I had made officer recently, I heard something at the door. Opening it, what did I see if not Private Ngeru. She just looked at me and, what the heck, I though, I let her in. I must admit it was nice with some company in bed."
Another pause for a long sip from the drink, eyes watching the others.
"Then, the next morning, as I sat down in the chow hall with a meal for me and her, I heard this ruckus from the nearby and sure enough, there she came running full speed, soaking wet from the direction of the showers, chased by a few Marines in their birthday uniforms or towels. She lept onto the table and skid to a halt in front of me, looking pleadingly at me for help. So of course I had to help, again. I yanked a towel of a pursuing Marine and threw it over Ngeru and then, well, that's when things took off on their own. Everyone, dressed or otherwise, piled up around her and started rubbing her with the towel. Mischief maker as she is, no one could resist her. Oh boy did she squirm and shriek under there..."
A chuckle escapes her and she shakes her head.
"'CEASE AND DESIST, MARINES! AND GET THAT OF THE TABLE! NOW!'" she shouts abruptly and bangs a hand hard on the table for effect.
"Oh yes, Major Holler, yep, that's his actual name, had came walking in on the scene, and he's a bit of a stickler when it comes to these things. So, the shower detachment retreated towards their hideout, minus a towel, and I picked up Private Ngeru, towel and all, placing her in my lap to make sure she got properly dry. But since that day we were the best of friends, and whenever Holler wasn't around she'd eat on the table. Best ship's cat I've ever known, mighty glad I saved her."
Yas sits there with a smile as content as the cat that got that elusive bird – in the form of food in a dish in front of her. "The end."