Pack od Chimpanzees
In a moment of weakness for our children's' wants and desires, my spouse bought a pack of living miniature chimpanzees. How's that, you say? Where does one find a miniature pack of chimpanzees? Ahhh... at the pest store, of course.
There are now five, five, I tell you, parakeets. Adorable little birds that make beautiful, ear screeching, brain piercing chimpanzee howls. They are beautiful little birds, truly. But they make my work-from-home time unbearable.