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What If.

Posted by DragonFor group 0
Dragon
player, 6386 posts
Leader of Shiny Things
and Flying Seaweed
Wed 21 Feb 2007
at 16:51
  • msg #1

What If

This is a game where players post various situations (mystical or realistic) and ask what the other players would do in them. One player asks the question, then several answer until everyone feels they've had adequate time to answer, then someone posts a new question. You may answer the questions in character or out of character, whichever you think would fit better.

Example:

Player A - What if a strange little green alien walked up to you and said, "You're momma wears army boots!" How would you respond?

Player B - I would turn and run away screaming "Aliens have invaded!"

Player C - I would pick him up with one hand and look him in the eye and say, "You wanna repeat that?"

Player D - I would laugh and say "Actually, they're Navy boots. Try not to mix them up."

And so forth until someone posts a new "what if" question...
Dragon
player, 6388 posts
Leader of Shiny Things
and Flying Seaweed
Wed 21 Feb 2007
at 20:22
  • msg #2

Re: What If

Ok, for the first question!

What if you received a phone call saying you've been drafted and need to report to the closest Army recruiting location. What do you do?
Vixcis
player, 1532 posts
Oh so evil
yet oh so sexy too
Wed 21 Feb 2007
at 22:17
  • msg #3

Re: What If

Crush thier army with my undead army...duh

What would you do if all of a sudden you were sitting at a table in a resturant and all of a sudden you hear the person behind you mention something about playing in ASWOT?

EDIT: oh pickle-fish everyone was supposed to have time to answer that army question...I like my question better though, lets do mine
This message was last edited by the player at 22:19, Wed 21 Feb 2007.
Dragon
player, 6394 posts
Leader of Shiny Things
and Flying Seaweed
Wed 21 Feb 2007
at 22:25
  • msg #4

Re: What If

LOL Vixcis. 'Tis ok, I won't crush you... this time. :p
Doulos
player, 10420 posts
I'm a gnome.
Wed 21 Feb 2007
at 23:19
  • msg #5

Re: What If

Question A:  I'd tell them that I don't play football very well and that the Army team probably has made a grave mistake.

Question B:  I'd destroy them with my undead army of course :)
Dragon
player, 6395 posts
Leader of Shiny Things
and Flying Seaweed
Wed 21 Feb 2007
at 23:22
  • msg #6

Re: What If

If you heard someone in a restaurant mention ASWoT you'd destroy them? Remind me never to speak about ASWoT in public! :p
Doulos
player, 10422 posts
I'm a gnome.
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 00:01
  • msg #7

Re: What If

But ASWoT is my preeeeccccioooouusssss.
Cody Coriva
player, 21402 posts
One ring to rule them all
ASWOT Market Manager
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 00:25
  • msg #8

Re: What If

Question A: I would go.  As much as I don't like the idea of going to the army, if my country calls for me then I'll come.

Question B: I'd inturrupt at an appropriate time and ask if they play, and continue in conversasion as such.  Then of course come here and talk about it.
Golden Flea
player, 2508 posts
Is a drop of blood and a
warm body too much to ask
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 02:22
  • msg #9

Re: What If

Question A: I'd go down there of course, then correct the mistake, I'm too old to be doing that.

Question B: I'd put my finger in front of my lips and whisper, "Don't speak of that outloud, you don't know if 'THEY' are listening" Then look around the room slowly.
Ambroni
player, 5644 posts
Don't have time to waste
...but I'll do it anyway!
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 03:28
  • msg #10

Re: What If

Question A:  Tell them I'm preparing to leave to perform a service of a different kind, for a higher power than the U.S. Government...God.
Question B:  I'd turn around and ask, "Bart!  Ganik (only I'd say his real name)!  What are you guys doing here...together!?"
Yoss
GM, 19377 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Keeper of the Hall
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 07:46
  • msg #11

Re: What If

B: Similar to Ambroni's response, but in reference to ... someone else here at ASWOT that I know in real life.  (I know you're all curious now...)
Ambroni
player, 5659 posts
Don't have time to waste
...but I'll do it anyway!
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 07:48
  • msg #12

Re: What If

[Ooo!  Do tell!]
Yoss
GM, 19396 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Keeper of the Hall
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 08:04
  • msg #13

Re: What If

Mwahaha!  I'm not telling... yet.
Dragon
player, 6411 posts
Leader of Shiny Things
and Flying Seaweed
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 16:49
  • msg #14

Re: What If

What if all the GMs here on ASWoT suddenly and mysteriously vanished. What would you do?
Zuldan
player, 1425 posts
i came i played
and i saw
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 16:53
  • msg #15

Re: What If

there would be much rejocing at first , then eveyone would feel an emptyness wondering what well come of the thread.
Dragon
player, 6415 posts
Leader of Shiny Things
and Flying Seaweed
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 16:54
  • msg #16

Re: What If

I'd probably start a pm to discuss possible solutions, that way we don't run the post count up too high without a GM here to take care of it.
Ambroni
player, 5664 posts
Don't have time to waste
...but I'll do it anyway!
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 17:15
  • msg #17

Re: What If

I'd send out a search party!  No thread would be left unturned!  No post ignored!  I would not rest...I would not sleep for an instant until the GMs were recovered...but first I'd go and buy some donuts. ;)
Zuldan
player, 1447 posts
i came i played
and i saw
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 17:19
  • msg #18

Re: What If

what if there was no donuts?
bluecrowlaughing
player, 262 posts
AKA bluecrowlaughingonthe
-insidewithwolves
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 17:21
  • msg #19

Re: What If

Id go make some more.
Ambroni
player, 5667 posts
Don't have time to waste
...but I'll do it anyway!
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 17:21
  • msg #20

Re: What If

Then I'd get a box of one dozen, starving, crazed weasels.
Zuldan
player, 1451 posts
i came i played
and i saw
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 17:23
  • msg #21

Re: What If

i would fire the police force.
Golden Flea
player, 2529 posts
Is a drop of blood and a
warm body too much to ask
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 18:00
  • msg #22

Re: What If

If there were no donuts, I would weep forever.

If the GMs were missing, I'd email the president and ask where he put them.
Dragon
player, 6429 posts
Leader of Shiny Things
and Flying Seaweed
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 18:58
  • msg #23

Re: What If

Maybe the GMs got drafted. :p

And if there were no more donuts I'd launch a formal protest!
Cody Coriva
player, 21429 posts
One ring to rule them all
ASWOT Market Manager
Thu 22 Feb 2007
at 19:03
  • msg #24

Re: What If

If there were no donuts I would be fine with it.  I like them but can live without.

If there were no GMs I would rejoice that I have about twice the post count of the poster now in second ;)

j/k
bluecrowlaughing
player, 296 posts
AKA bluecrowlaughingonthe
-insidewithwolves
Fri 23 Feb 2007
at 01:31
  • msg #25

Re: What If

have scones.
Dragon
player, 6450 posts
Leader of Shiny Things
and Flying Seaweed
Fri 23 Feb 2007
at 03:13
  • msg #26

Re: What If

If those started tumbling down a hill would they be the Rolling Scones?

Ok, well what if the government legislated a Prohibition against Pizza?
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