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Worst Loglines.

Posted by HeathFor group 0
Grant
player, 275 posts
Fri 10 Oct 2008
at 20:16
  • msg #20

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in "Charlie Brown: Enough is Enough" where he exacts his revenge against Lucy, played by Janet Jackson.
Discreet
player, 673 posts
Sun 12 Oct 2008
at 07:19
  • msg #21

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

Michael Montage Stars in "Typing against the Machine" where in he types leaning against a sewing machine!
praguepride
player, 49 posts
Sun 12 Oct 2008
at 18:34
  • msg #22

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

How about a slight alteration to the game.

You post the tagline, and the person below you writes the title to the movie.


So: Post 1: A whale escapes from the zoo, and then comes back looking for revenge

Post 2: ^ "Free Willy 4: Willy's Revenge"

         Everything was going well for Jack, he had a house, a family, a dog. Until a breakaway Eastern European republic declares war on him.
This message was last edited by the player at 18:35, Sun 12 Oct 2008.
Kagura
player, 5916 posts
Mostly Human
Mostly Harmless...
Mon 13 Oct 2008
at 15:09
  • msg #23

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

This game seems similar to this site: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmw...n/BetterThanItSounds

... only the game isn't with real movies/books/etc...
Heath
player, 10950 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Mon 13 Oct 2008
at 17:22
  • msg #24

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

I'd be fine with the change.  I don't think he's saying to reference it to a real movie, just a funny made up title to go with the strange logline.
praguepride
player, 71 posts
Mon 13 Oct 2008
at 20:14
  • msg #25

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

No, it's more fun with made up titles to made up taglines!
Santos
player, 1351 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Mon 13 Oct 2008
at 21:27
  • msg #26

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

I think that'd be more fun.

player 1:  P1's tagline

player 2:  P1's title
           P2's tagline

player 3:  P2's title
           P3's tagline
Heath
player, 10963 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Mon 13 Oct 2008
at 22:16
  • msg #27

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

Yes...let's go ahead and open a thread and see how it works.


...Yoss...
Grant
player, 288 posts
Mon 13 Oct 2008
at 22:37
  • msg #28

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

Why bother with a new thread? Why not just start here?
Heath
player, 10964 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Mon 13 Oct 2008
at 22:41
  • msg #29

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

This is the testing thread.  The new thread needs the official rules posted in the first post and to start there.
Grant
player, 289 posts
Mon 13 Oct 2008
at 22:52
  • msg #30

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

But we're still testing it, right? Why bother making a new testing place? I'm confused... Not to mention if you really need the new rules, Yoss could simply update them in the first post.
Heath
player, 10966 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Mon 13 Oct 2008
at 23:04
  • msg #31

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

No, I didn't mean to stop testing it.  I just mean I think we've hammered it out enough that it's now ready for a new thread without further testing.
praguepride
player, 93 posts
Tue 14 Oct 2008
at 01:15
  • msg #32

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

I want some kind of credit for my brilliant, earth shattering idea! I want a cookie!
Santos
player, 1375 posts
A most ancient relic
from ages past.
Tue 14 Oct 2008
at 02:50
  • msg #33

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

** hands praguepride a Girl Scout Cookie made from real Girl Scouts. **
praguepride
player, 104 posts
Tue 14 Oct 2008
at 13:34
  • msg #34

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

munch munch munch
Heath
player, 11078 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 22 Oct 2008
at 20:49
  • msg #35

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

"Girl scouts sell baby food made from real babies."
Tetrominon
player, 265 posts
Gonk...
...gonk?
Wed 22 Oct 2008
at 23:04
  • msg #36

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"Chainsaws take over the world."
Heath
player, 11083 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Wed 22 Oct 2008
at 23:13
  • msg #37

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

"Cavemen split the atom."
Grant
player, 478 posts
Thu 23 Oct 2008
at 00:34
  • msg #38

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

Okay so the point of this game is to make up a name for the previous movie proposition, then make up a new proposition, right?
Heath
player, 11087 posts
Beware lawyers with
big briefcases.
Thu 23 Oct 2008
at 00:39
  • msg #39

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

Please note:  Rules have been modified in the first post to reflect the suggestions of Praguepride

They are now:

Rules: You post a one sentence logline about what a movie or book is about.  The goal is to make it EXTREMELY bad and thus humorous.

The next person posts (1) a suggested title for the logline above and (2) a new logline for the next poster to create a title for.


A logline is a one-sentence line that explains what your story is about and shows the "hook" - the unique idea that makes people want to see more. You see loglines all the time in TV Guide and on the back of DVD boxes.  This game looks for really, really bad examples. Nay - terrible, stupid, "oh-my-God-that-idea-is-dumb-as-hell" examples.

EXAMPLES:
Post A:
"After the death of his goldfish, a priest renounces his faith and gets a job at the local White Castle, where he becomes addicted to special sauce and tries to dance his way to getting respect on the streets."

Post B:
The Holy White Castle

"A man's lifelong plan to dress up like Jabba the Hutt and star in a new line of workout tapes finally comes to fruition, but everything goes horribly awry when the man gets ink poisoning, lead poisoning and mercury poisoning all at once."

Post C:
Jabba's Big Butt

"When a woman dies and is reincarnated as a power saw, she uses a telepathic link with feral cats to help trick and trap and kill her former-lover-turned-murderer-turned-taxidermist."

Post D:
Saw the Puss in Alligator Boots

"After his dog dies horribly in a freak toilet water drinking accident, a plumber obsessed with analyzing toilet water for the cause of death finds that his dog’s spirit has possessed his vacuum and seeks revenge in all its suckiness."

Post E:
His Dog Sucks

"An inventor trying to find a method of cleaning dirty soap bars falls in love with a vegetarian vampire with dirty teeth who was exposed to inappropriate levels of solar radiation and can only be healed by a product that will also clean dirty soap bars."

Post F:
Vlad Should Have Had a V8

...

This message was last edited by the player at 00:40, Thu 23 Oct 2008.
Ikyu Gyet
player, 137 posts
@$@ @#$!! @!$@ !$!!
(Translator: ... (huh?) )
Thu 23 Oct 2008
at 00:45
  • msg #40

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

A man finds his remote stuck to the bottom of his butt when he takes a shower. He get's electrocuted when he tries to pry it off and dies. Now his spirit has come back and haunts the TV.
Grant
player, 479 posts
Thu 23 Oct 2008
at 00:45
  • msg #41

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

So yeah, I was right.
Grant
player, 480 posts
Thu 23 Oct 2008
at 00:54
  • msg #42

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

In reply to Ikyu Gyet (msg #40):

"The Man Killed by Remote"


A midget is accidentally thrown onto a football field and used as a football during the game. The underdog team somehow wins the big game by using this advantage.
Ikyu Gyet
player, 141 posts
@$@ @#$!! @!$@ !$!!
(Translator: ... (huh?) )
Thu 23 Oct 2008
at 01:02
  • msg #43

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

The Pigskin Midget

Two men row down a river. One falls out and catches a fish. All with out a boat.
This message was last edited by the player at 01:05, Thu 23 Oct 2008.
Grant
player, 481 posts
Thu 23 Oct 2008
at 01:05
  • msg #44

Re: Testing - Worst Loglines

Maybe that could be another game. A game where someone comes up with just the proposed movie, then someone else posts the title, similar to the so-but game.
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