I changed my post...

In reply to Ikyu Gyet (msg #43):

Without a Paddle... Or a Boat

A stupid vampire befriends a hobo with OCD at the local gas station, and they work together to lower the price of gasoline. Hilarity ensues.

The Moonlight Gas Station

A vegen falls in love with a vampire, gets bitten and becomes a vampire himself. Problem is... he doesn't like meat.

The Fruit Sucker

An elephant becomes a world-renowned artist, but his enemies try to dispose of him. Mainly using peanuts.

The Pachyderm Van Gogh

Dog finds fish bones in flower garden. Cat finds dog poo in litter box. Blame session ensues.

Puns Come to Life Season 1: Fighting like Cats and Dogs

Soccer star Julio Banderas finds out he's the twin brother of Antonio Banderas, and they switch places for the day.

The Life of My Famous Twin Brother

Protagonist visits in-laws with wife in Germany. He takes Mother-in-law to the store. On the way home, he crashes into the Berlin Wall, killing himself and the mother-in-law.
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In-laws Really Are That Bad


Overweight computer programmer tries to slim down and get a sex change so he can win the California Miss America pageant.

Beating Anorexia

Computer programmer brings doll to life, doll kills programmer and takes all his knowledge.

In reply to Grant (msg #52):

I was really hoping for Puns Come to Life Season 2: She's Driving Me Up the Wall.

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Get Smart 2: Revenge of the Dolls

Family finds cat in basket while camping. Cat gets out and hilarity ensues.

In reply to Ikyu Gyet (msg #54):

Oh, you changed your logline. I made that up to your first one.

In reply to Grant (msg #55):

Yeah. Sorry...

Puns Come to Life, Season 3: They Let the Cat out of the Bag

Corpse rises from it's grave, and strolls through the town!

The Walking Dead (This is already a comic, but I'm pretty sure the title can be used for this as well.)

Farmer accidentally drops hay barrel on pig trough. Pigs end up on roof of barn. Now how to get them down?

I was looking for Puns Come to Life, Season 4: Dead Man Walking

Sorry... ^^; I can change it if you want...

Puns Come To Life 4: When Pigs Fly

On their way to band camp, a busful of teenagers gets lost in the streets of Chicago and discovers a colony of unicorns living in an abandoned subway terminal.

The Modern Day Fantasy Corral (I accidentally misread 'busful' as 'bustful'. lol)

Man wakes up to find large wheel in room. Has sudden urge to run on it. Notices cameras placed in strategic positions throughout the room.

I Was A Hamster For The FBI

The (un)life and times of an Irish Catholic vampire deacon.

The RED/GREEN Show

Boy grows up in room full of dirt, only to be plucked out when full grown and shoved into the real world.

Clod

A mild-mannered librarian develops a new book-sorting system, but is shot down and stymied at every turn by his Dewey purist superiors. Determined, he enters a national DDR tournament, hoping to use the prize money to open his own library.
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Dance Dance Reader

Five pigs go to market. Each one ends up being sold for different reason. The runt ends up being some little girls pet. The father wants to raise it for meat. The pig has an adventure of a lifetime.

The Toes Have It

A plant sneezes, making a man in the room paranoid that someone is watching him.

The Stalking Plant

A random bunch of people meet on the net and play crazy games. For some odd reason, they're antics effect the real world.

Made Tricks

A man replaces each of his fingernails with a different type of gun and sets out to rid the world of evil...evil manicurists, that is!