(thread idea from Heath)

Rules: You post a one sentence logline about what a movie or book is about.  The goal is to make it EXTREMELY bad and thus humorous.

The next person posts (1) a suggested title for the logline above and (2) a new logline for the next poster to create a title for.

A logline is a one-sentence line that explains what your story is about and shows the "hook" - the unique idea that makes people want to see more. You see loglines all the time in TV Guide and on the back of DVD boxes.  This game looks for really, really bad examples. Nay - terrible, stupid, "oh-my-God-that-idea-is-dumb-as-hell" examples.

EXAMPLES:
Post A:
"After the death of his goldfish, a priest renounces his faith and gets a job at the local White Castle, where he becomes addicted to special sauce and tries to dance his way to getting respect on the streets."

Post B:
The Holy White Castle

"A man's lifelong plan to dress up like Jabba the Hutt and star in a new line of workout tapes finally comes to fruition, but everything goes horribly awry when the man gets ink poisoning, lead poisoning and mercury poisoning all at once."

Post C:
Jabba's Big Butt

"When a woman dies and is reincarnated as a power saw, she uses a telepathic link with feral cats to help trick and trap and kill her former-lover-turned-murderer-turned-taxidermist."

Post D:
Saw the Puss in Alligator Boots

"After his dog dies horribly in a freak toilet water drinking accident, a plumber obsessed with analyzing toilet water for the cause of death finds that his dog’s spirit has possessed his vacuum and seeks revenge in all its suckiness."

Post E:
His Dog Sucks

"An inventor trying to find a method of cleaning dirty soap bars falls in love with a vegetarian vampire with dirty teeth who was exposed to inappropriate levels of solar radiation and can only be healed by a product that will also clean dirty soap bars."

Post F:
Vlad Should Have Had a V8

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This message was last edited by the GM at 19:39, Mon 11 Apr 2011.

I'll give this a shot.

"Billy wants pasta so bad he can taste it. Too bad he's the sauce."

While going to get his memory repaired, an amnesia patient remembers that he had his memory erased so he wouldn't remember a memory of having his memory repaired.

and the book/movie title is: "What?"
This message was last edited by the player at 12:55, Sun 31 Aug 2008.

The movie would have to be called 'swimming with sharks'

At the local pool, the lifeguard calls some patrons friends, while the rest are known as 'chum'.

In an attempt to discover the identity of his own killer, a ghost puts up hidden cameras in his haunted house, and all sorts of humorous antics are caught on film, with hilarious results.

In a world with no beer....  THERE ARE NO ALCOHOLICS!

BUUUUUMMMM BUUUUUUMMMM BUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!

A mosquito bites a man who has injested Raid his whole life just to kill any bugs who dare bite him by the buildup of the insecticide in his blood.

"A man waters a plastic plant and receives radio messages from World War II Zero Bombers; luckily, he's fluent in Japanese and can send messages back through the plastic plant to help save lives and change history!"

A painter finds delight in placing his colors on walls and sitting to watch them dry.

After days of rain, a lonely computer geek decides to make a program to 'turn off the wet.'
This message was last edited by the player at 19:50, Tue 16 Sept 2008.

PIA and Kion get married and live happily ever after.

ACK!!! NOOOO!!!!!!   MAKE IT STOP!!!

IT BURNS!  IT BURNS!!!!

An 8 year old boy finally realises his lifelong dream and becomes the President of the United States - electing MD Doogie Howser as his Vice President.

(who's doogie howser??)

Vampirism strikes a new group of victims.  Muffins.  Breakfast will never be the same.

(Google it, classic tv)

Just when you thought going to the washroom was safe.  Killer fire ants from the sewer!

(this seems like an ok idea, but i don't think there is much interest in it.  I say we kill it quietly now)

Never again will we allow vampiric muffins to attack us again.  But we never allowed them to do anything in the first place, did we?

A Gardner, tired of watching the grass grow, stops to smell the roses.

Yoss, tired of GMing this game, hits "delete game" on RPoL.

Bored Santos spends the morning proving once again, he has no life.  (and is running out od taglines.)