(Game idea by Raz)

Basically you post something from an actual fortune cookie or make something up.

Examples from Jones lids:


When the daffodils blooom, so will great joy in your life.
Destroy the beeper.  (that one scares me)
This time is suitable for log-range plans and goals.
You are going to have a very comfortable old age.
This is a good time to finish up old tasks.
This message was last edited by the GM at 00:13, Thu 28 Apr 2011.

Im the first cookie to be ever made.

Wait, what happened to the last one?

Mrs. fields closed it down

Soulvirus had to bump it off in order to earn the Don's trust so that he could become a Made cookie.

Made out of 100% Samonella free ingredients, paper is made of tree sap

Our beef is so good that we feed it to our cows so that they taste extra beefy.

Breaking cookie voids warrenty

Fortune not ready.  Come back Tuesday.

You just broke your fortune.

You will surround yourself with warmth and riches

Ha! you waste you time, there's no fortune here,

Even the tiniest acorn can grow into a mighty oak

Even the thickest iron rod, can be ground into the smallest needle.

The tallest blade of grass gets cut first!

Take a left at the 711, go three miles. And stop.

If you have anger management issues, you might just be...

a barbarian.

*scribbled in a note pad* buy three bags of chips

Natural 20s mean you win.

there is something pleasant waiting for you.

your ugly arent you?

fatty.

because only fatties eat the cookies.