In The Year 2021...
Elon Musk will become 46th President of the USA and suggest the following bills, and then pass them into law:
- Catgirl Funding Act (spends half the national annual income on scientific research into the creation of a genetically modified race of artificial anthropomorphic sentients called 'Catgirls', as depicted in haha funny anime)
- Bill 69420 (He will alter the number of seats on the House, Senate, and Supreme Court, all to a value of 69, because 'haha funny number')
- First Declaration of Epic Gamers (Elon Musk will remove all members of government from office, and force them to royally battle to the death on a real-life fortnite island... the winners get a free Tesla and their seat back)
- Second Declaration of Epic Gamers (The remaining seats will be filled with the top scoring E-sports tournaments players, regardless of their opinion, legibility or qualifications.)
- The 28th Ammendment (Elon will ensure national internet access as a human right to all citizens, but only to access sites he deems 'not cringe', which includes his twitter profile and affiliated subreddits)
- Treaty of Sol (Elon will build an UN meeting hall on the surface of the sun, and then fly UN member to the sun in his new spacefaring teslas that are powered exclusively on greed and ego [generosity and humility cause disastrous chemical reactions, but that won't be a problem for any of the attendees Ahaha haha! Aha... ha...]
Once everyone who has gathered has been turned to ash by the immeasurable heat of cosmic flames, Elon will renew the Paris Agreement because 12 years old told him it would be wholesome and make him cool)
- Day of Unspeakable Deeds Proclamation (Elon will pass a law making his birthday [June 28] a national holiday, where all citizens gather in New Jersey and *@#!(@*! each other, before *@#!)(@*)!(*ing everyone... after that they !!)(@!*) themselves, finally finishing the day by @#*)!(@ing a big load of #!@!)&&)
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