This thread is like Conan O'Brien's old "In the year 2000..." sketch.  You predict something that will happen that year, whether funny, stupid, or real.

For example:

In the year 2012...

...the CIA will discover that Saddam Hussein was innocent, and was actually the victim of identity theft, as someone had stolen his name and social security number and was secretly running Iraq posing as him.
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...Fiddles will finally own a set of clothing.

Fiddles still won't wear said clothing...

... Heath will become President of the world.

...Vixcis will get Heath impeached in a horrible scandal envolving a blue leather dress.

...Snotburger will return.

... Grant will wear kneehigh boots and go dancing in Vegas... And the world will weep.

... Santos will again hibernate for 2-3 years.

But snotburger will get tossed off of the Brooklyn bridge and into the water below...

There will be chicken flavored donuts

studies will show that electric cars will cause cancer.

The Mayans will return from space.

The Lost Mayan Calander for the year 2013 will be found in a temple under an oversized paperweight made of rock.

It finally becomes illegal for people with no common sense to procreate.


Also, I finally win the lottery.

Gas prices his $7

Every timewaster will return for the full year to accumulate more posts than anyone ever thought possible.

...and through the magic of genetically modified food, donut shaped chickens.

We will realize that Stan Lee is actually a prophet and that the Marvel Universe is the future.

We will know that Chuck the Prophet, who writes the stories of the Winchester brothers, is really God.

The Avengers and Dark Knight Rising will have the greatest superhero movie duel ever seen.

Triple H will get a shot to play Conan the Barbarian.

I will be one year older.