Little baby can't use words too big for his boots?

Gonna cwy~? Wahh wahh~

I bet you're the kinda guy to shorten 'Your electronic submission of communicative statements containde a superfluous aggregation of transcribed lexemes according to the principals of superior stylization, thus being my personal underlying motivation for having not diligently consumed it in it's entirety' to 'Too long, didn't read'.

Do you kiss your mother with that inarticulate mouth?

Shame on you...!

I won't forgive you unless you submit a 30-page essay on the subject on why I am wrong and worse than Hitler, in wall-of-text format without proper punctuation and capitalization.

Concision presupposes sesquipedalianism. And honestly, such an apology for such a one is such a waste of time and breath.

There are more than double the number of slaves in Africa right now than there ever were in the United States.

The island of Jersey has one of the largest tidal ranges in the world, and at low tide, the island nearly doubles in size.

Dust explosions are a cool concept. I don't really know anything about them though, so google the trivia yourself instead of me half-remembering/half-creating some false information!

In 1985, China banned Back to the Future for its representation of time travel.

Huh? Did it go against their national religion, or something?

I mean, I understand China banning foreign media, but what about Back to the Future was problematic for them?

Did they really think their citizens were going to start speeding around in DeLoreans? Actually, that could be it. The average person ain't so bright.

Grover and Yoda has the same voice actor.

Anthropomorphizing is a really strange behavior of Humans.

In Tokyo, the average distance between vending machines is 12 meters.

This is a really good one. I didn't notice it before.

If you are a single child and don't have kids you will break an unbroken line of children that has gone on for tens of millions of years.

If you took all of the world's spiders and let them out in the Netherlands, they would consume the country's population in three days.

In reply to Heath (msg # 452):

Creepy!

An octopus is flexible enough to enter your mouth, navigate your digestive system and leave through your anus.

In reply to Heath (msg # 454):

That happened already several times... but they were cooked! ;P

Your mouth, digestive system and anus were cooked? That octopus was a monster!

LOL!
I just had octopus on my vacation, so gave me a laugh

Ingrid Bergman was born in 1915 and passed away in 1982on the very same day: the 29th of August.

There are various recordings of actinias that lived in aquarium for over eighty years.

The gestation period of a greenland shark is 8 to 18 years and its young are born live--that's a long time to be pregnant.

Le Corbusier said that homes are machines built to live inside them.

The deepest I can scuba dive right now without being with a dive master or instructor is 60 feet

In early dragon literature, before flying became popular, dragons would drop out of trees onto people's heads.

This actually happened with snakes dropping out of trees onto soldiers during the Vietnam War.