509 Hunt cockroaches for XP

510 Hunt children for XP

511 Hunt yourself for XP

512 convince the dm that your tragic pc should be able to warp reality with his negative emotions

513 cast magic missile as magic torpedo

514 create custom spells with new mechanics

515: Apparently you can't make a serial killer with a tragic backstory,(and possibly a dissociative personality disorder,) in a circus campaign set in Pathfinder. "It's not family friendly"

516: Turn a letter opener into a vorpal blade

517. No, I do not have the rules for making a wereleopard.

518. Say, "I only play GURPS. Dude."

518. This is TORG. You fight the High Lords, not become them.

519. Flip off the dungeon master.

520: Not get caught by your players when plagiarizing for your campaign

521: there are no hidden pieces in the starter zone

519a: Flip your Dungeon Master off and on randomly throughout the session.  Might blow a fuse

522: Use divine intervention to get knowledge about modern technology

523: Bribe the dungeon master with pizza...well, sometimes

523b: Only if it doesn't have pineapple

524: Play as a sentient pineapple named Bromeli Ananasborn

525: Have your Warrior specialize as a Knight of Fruits and Vegetables

526: Turn yourself into a pickle! Funniest shit I've ever seen!

527: Nobody will sign up for my fruit and veggie campaign D-;

524: Rework a VeggieTales season into a 5e campaign.  Forgotten Realm 2e, maybe.

529 - Pretend the other players don't exist and try to make things a Solo campaign

530 - Convince your DM your level 20 dragonborn should have the breath attack of an actual ancient dragon

531: Introduce the king of the elves as Kris Kringle.

532: Run a Goblin Slayer-themed campaign with an all female party

533: Have the evil archmage disintegrate your players' magic items

534: Sneak to your party's bard a love potion just before he meets the Kobold Queen.

535: Convince the DM that by rolling 40+ on Stealth, you should be able to teleport behind your opponent and slit their throat with your shadow katana while saying "Nothing personal, kid"

536: No, nobody thinks your edgy rogue is cool, bro.

536 There's no crying in Babe Ruth's Baseball, The Roll Playing Game.

537: Collect playing cards in a TTRPG