441: Get XPs from killing cockroaches

442: Argue that Descent into Avernus is Satanic, it's clearly Asmodeusic

443: Shoot a rocket propelled grenade launcher

444: Successfully complete a levels 1-20 PbP campaign with a party of 4+ without anybody leaving or taking long hiatuses.

445: Use your wish in a fantasy campaign to create a Death Star.

446: Play a Twi'lek in Faerun

447: Seduce the dragon

448: Have more than one action in 5th edition (oh wait...)

449: Solve riddles by looking into the future and seeing what answer you gave that finally solved it

450: You can't kill gods, there are literally no rules for it.

451: Sneak attack in plain sight (oh wait... flanking gives advantage)

452: Roll lower than 27 on ability checks (ever) if you're a high level rogue

453: Marry the goblin queen in disguise and declare yourself royalty to up the taxes on all the goblins.

454: Be a thirdbreed (or more) race.
455: Represent real world physics appropriately and remain fun.

456: Use a portable hole to store a portable hole

457: Portal-ception is not a thing

458: You can't be good at every aspect of a game.
459: You can't make a successful homebrew in just one try.
460: You can't break the fourth wall in a way that is both funny and serious.

461: No, a female roc is not a "rockette" and a baby roc is not a "roclette."

462: Explain how Half-Orcs are born in an all-ages setting.

463: Have good dice luck, ever. No, seriously.

464: Create a world where every playable race is just an animal-human hybrid, without appearing to be a furry.

465: Not copy Tolkien...

466: Make fantasy drugs!

467: Avoid every cliche!

468: Have your half-orc be orc on the left half and human on the right half.

469: Same goes for top/bottom orc/human split

470: Same goes for switching the halves on a centaur (human on bottom, horse on top)

471: Use an RPG (rocket-propelled grenade) in a High Fantasy RPG (roleplaying game) Setting.
472: Run a long campaign without coming up with a bad name that your players laugh at.
473: Metagame. Seriously, don't metagame. If I catch any of you metagaming, you best keep an eye on your kneecaps.
474: Play as a subrace of gnome called garden gnome.
475: Kill the monarch and take their crown.

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476: Go to outer space while in the Feywild.
476b: Don't talk about that, don't even think about that.
476c: Seriously it's a memetic hazard, the Jabberwocky is watching!

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476: Hide in a portable hole and then open it from the inside.

477: Check your watch while playing in a medieval campaign.
478: Flip the terrain piece upside-down when you cast reverse gravity, or smash it when you cast meteor swarm.
479: Remove class features from players because you think they're too strong.
480: Talk about fourth edition. I don't know what you mean? They skipped straight to fifth from 3.5. Oh, you're curious about that? I don't know, why don't you look it up or something. I certainly have no idea what you mean.
481: But seriously, where's all the commentary on fourth edition LMAO.
482: Say after a TPK, "It was all just a dream"
483: Railroad your players into a story that for some reason involves all your fetishes.
484: Make a homebrew setting that is all just elves. Hundreds of varieties. Please don't.
485: Mix technology and magic in a satisfying way. I'll wait.
486: Run a DMPC. Don't run a DMPC. You cannot, you shall not, and you will not.
487: "Rocks fall, everyone dies"
488: Give your players a Potion of Wish. Like, what were you thinking?
489: Bring your homebrew Neko race to an AL session.
490: Avoid voice cracks during the BBEG's monologue. If someone has a method, tell me ASAP.
491: Use a cantrip to achieve a third level effect. No, I don't care if you're a really high level, or if you have an insanely highly boosted spellcasting modifier. No, stop asking.
492: Lie about what spells you prepared that day, so you always have the right ones.
493: Not keep track of your resources. AKA "These are my last Sorcery Points / KI / Spell Slots" and then five minutes later, "No, wait, I still have a few left to do this cool thing"
494: Argue with thy DM.
495: Play a Drizzt clone. Why does everyone do this?
496: Have a pet Tarrasque at 1st level.
497: Use your noble background to buy out all your enemies.
498: Use modify memory on the DM.

499: In a fantasy campaign, play a crew member of the USS Enterprise who has traveled through time.

500: Play a five hundred year-old demonic dragon demigod that has conquered worlds, but is in the guise of a 1st-level adventurer. Your backstory has to match your character, please.

501: Play a member of the 501st legion in a fantasy campaign.

502 Cast a resurrection spell on a lich to defeat it.

503 - Explain how tf dungeons work in DND lore
504 - Retire peacefully with a family, as an NPC
505 - One shot the demon king
506 - Fail the tutorial

507 Win.

508 Do anything ever featured in SAO. The author seriously does not understand how video games work