42. I am not allowed to make a ten year old with an Intimidation score higher than his age.
43. Lawful Good Paladins are not required to constantly hum Kid Charlemagne.
44. I am not allowed to erotically describe how I 'slit the coin purse' as a rogue.
45. I am not allowed to uses explosive poetry: Roses are red, violets are blue, I just cast, exploding runes on you.

46. Sorry no planet of the Nymphos
47. No you can't have a 6 foot tall Scantily Clad Warrior Maiden
48. I am not going to roll up 100 allies.
49. No there is no ring of GM control.
50. No you can't build a ship out of Nanobots.
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51. change your eye color from blue to gray when its already been written the eye color being blue
52. shooting magic missile at the darkness.

53: I will not create a single ring that gives ultimate powers... agin

54. No you can't have milky white pupils and not be blind
55. No your character can't have an affinity for every single element
56. No your character can't transform in a monster for a special effect.
56. No I won't run a DBZ game.
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57. no you cant use yourself as a mini.
58. "i can swing for d6+3 damage" fighter. " that is neat, um whats a d6+4 damage?" local king.
59. can not metagame but can use personal knowledge.

60. Portable holes are not good hiding places for pets or babies, kind of like refrigerators.

61. I will not quote Monty Python incessantly just because I know it drives the DM mad.

62.  You should not make a wizard or mage without the intelligence to cast their spells.

63.  I can not make another elven blue mage from the plane of lust and use enhance breasts to pop off men's armor.

64.  You may not play a Drizzt knockoff.  Ever

65.  I can't use Colossal Gay Al to frighten, not the characters, but the players.

66. You must never ever metagame.  It is poison!

67.  You cannot try lighting a real fire to scare away the Elder Gods.

67. I cannot make up nicknames for other characters based on body parts.

68. There are no official rules for simulating a pissing contest.  In any game.  So don't.

69. I am not allowed to throw metal dice at anyone to object to a roll.

70. Your bluff skill does not help you bluff the DM.

71. what you mean i fell down 100ft, rolling over spikes, then landing in a pool of lava and die? i am wearing +1 armor.

72. Don't split the party!

73. Try to convince players with lesser vocabulary that the guano in the caves tastes good.

74. Making sexual innuendos around high ranking officials or royalty is not considered acceptable.

75. Pray to the god of Doritos.

76. Making the DM your deity will not help you.

77. Using a medusa's severed head will not turn a stone golem to stone no matter how many times you try.

78. There is no Supreme God of Junk Food

79. I'm no longer allowed to try and create said god