Ironically, this sign is to remind swimmers not to swim when it is dry.

Here are the consequences of global warming: when they installed that warning it was all ice...

They're waiting for it to air dry

The cleaner mopped the surface of the surf board and left that indication to make sure nobody slips on it until it dries.

What's the effective radius of that sign?

So, this means no one can sue if they fall in our pool, right?

The floor is the little blue thing

And this is how Aquaman lost his job

It might be time for a new photo, because this one's all wet.

That comment floored me. Don't be a wet blanket. :)

He found a side gig when being a sidekick copilot didn't pay enough for his alimony.

L'Oreal, because you're wookiee.

Photographer: "Can we get a little more black makeup for the nose please?"

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Lucas.

And he uses a case of shampoo each time he showers.

I can't help but wonder how many boxes of wookiee-brown dye have been purchased based on this ad campaign.

The hair is to distract from seeing that he hasn't gone to the dentist since his extensive meth use.

James Cameron finally raises the Titanic.

The most environmentally friendly fuel on the market.

"Not on my watch," says Jacques Cousteau.

That's a really big bathtub toy!

What have I been smoking?!

I feel watched...