Someone submits a strange or interesting photo, and everyone makes up captions for it.  Submit another photo when we've exhausted the current one, but try to wait until there are about 10 or more captions for the current one.

Here's how to post an image.  Type this:
<img src="http://cybernetnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/funny-20mouse.jpg">
You get this:

"Are you my mummy?"

I do believe this goes under the Cruelty to Mice Act. Get that rodent out of that poor defenseless mouse!

This is why corded mice last longer.

That's the old model, the new model has a tiny TV and Jacuzzi for the mouse's entertainment.

This is why we shouldn't throw our mice when we lose at a videogame.

Do you call this "mouse" or "mice"?

Green soulutions have gone too far

If you run out of cheese, your mouse stops working...and starts to smell funny too.

So that's why it squeaks when I try to click.

The economy has even forced Mickey Mouse to get a second job.

Here's one from Japan:

But I don't want to go back there!

The first dog to chase its tail, read this sign.

This is why all your base are belong to us.

I have to say this about the first one...

Mouseception: it's a mouse within a mouse. We must go deeper!

Ok, now I feel better. For the restrooms...

Please recycle.

Good instructions!
Otherwise, some people might go to the wrong end!

(Sidebar -- while English speakers love joking about silly English signs,
We do the same translation bungling -- ex = marketing Chevy Nova in Mexico.
"No Va" in Spanish means doesn't go.  So it's a universal funny phenomenon.)

Sounds like they should put No Va on a bathroom sign for people with constipation...

'No sale' which means doesn't come out.
Obv another funny translation of English to Spanish as well!

<theme to Walker Texas Ranger is playing>

So when you are in Japan look behind you...
'cause that's where the toilet's gonna be.

For restrooms: Back that thang up!

"Ha!  They wrote 'for restrooms' but they meant 'four restrooms'!"

You didn't see the green edit.  They meant to say 14 restrooms.

Surprised no-one's commented on the graphic below the wheelchair?
I'm concerned about getting banned, so I'll make it as clean as possible???

"If you want to screw a chicken, go here."
This message was last edited by the player at 07:26, Sun 18 Sept 2011.

New One!


This message was last edited by the player at 11:23, Mon 03 Oct 2011.

"I am VENGEANCE! I am the NIGHT! I AM BAGDOG!"

Genetic experiments with paper bags gone horribly wrong.

I am the knight who says SNIF! SNIF!

Even dogs can get the Elephant Man's disease.

How to shame a dog into crapping outside.

The economy is so bad it's even making canines rob the 7-11s.

My mother in law.
she is so ugly, that if you couldn't see her face, you'd think she was a dog. hair everywhere!

((not relay aqua-chans style ^^' but i had a go))

New One!

"C'mon on over!  My address?
Ah, just follow the street signs, you'll find us!"

Thank god for the sign. It was much more confusing earlier...

Picture doesn't show up for me.

Nothing for me either.

I vote to kill off this game.

Kill it with FIRE!!!

I vote we start this game fresh.  It is one of my favorites.

In reply to Yoss (msg # 36):

That's probably because it was posted so long ago that it has now been removed.  I suggest that people copy and past the pictures into their own archives (I use Photobucket), and then it won't be removed unless they themselves do it.

New Picture:



"Gary Coleman, your father I am."
"What you talkin about, Yoda!?"
This message was last edited by the GM at 16:57, Thu 31 Oct 2013.

"Smash, Coleman does!"

And tomorrow Hulk sings, "It ain't easy being green."

Venn there, done that.

Nice!

Marvin the Martian is pacing around in anger right now for being left out and is about to expose his head under that helmet...

Greetings, earthling?

He's practically a leprechaun with a lisp!

Big things come in small packages

I just keep imagining Yoda wearing the purple stretch pants and playing the banjo.

Size ratio; Hulk, Kermit, Yoda, Gary Coleman

Is Yoda bigger than Coleman?

Yoda did not just train anakin skywalker...

I thought Gary was taller

Gary, the one man equivicable to super strength, absolute wisdom, and complete hilarity.

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Just a girl passing through?

well it was a caption wasn't it?  Gary - equivalent to Hulk (super strength), Kermit(complete hilarity), and Yoda (Absolute wisdom) >.>

Are these people all married to a blonde pig? Those children, those poor children

It's not easy being mean.

Yoda is man-bear-pig?

Time for a new picture:

What happens with chickens and dragons breed.

OOC: Before adding the following caption, I must say that it has been nice knowing you all and I anticipate my death will be a slow, agonizingly brutal one.

Vixcis before her first cup of coffee of the day.

LOL, she must not have gotten up early enough to see that post.  You're still alive!


Too bad his long tail made it impossible for him to fly more than 5 feet above ground.

It's only a model.

Batchick

Who needs a dragon slayer when his tail is already the perfect leash.

Naturally, although Mary-Sue had never swung a broadsword in her life, she nonetheless knew the precise location of the thing's Achilles' heel equivalent, and thereby saved the Kingdom of the Mountain from the constricting tail of absolute, utter doom.

If you cut the tail off he'll either bleed to death or regrow a new one, and if the latter happens his roots will have been demolished anyway, hooray for safety

Proof that even dragons have rednecks among them.

In reply to FourLegged (msg # 63):

I see that you little furball!!! I'm going to boil you in a vat of coffee for that comment!!!

Scale is not the artist's strong suit.

Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from PETA.

new anti bully divice... it does not come pocket sized

The King:  "I knew I should have invested in a bigger castle!"

Dragon "I need a bigger cave"

This is why heroes travel in groups.

this is why dragons are not good pets

Hero: Luckily death by dragon is covered in my insurance!

insurance comapny: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monster:  There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this!

every one, to monster: SURE!

New Picture:

Career opportunities in the simian world.

Don't try this at home

How did my pencil get up here again?

ask me no questions I will tell you no lies

We call it a "Brazilian"

Mom, you're so embarrassing!

I think I'm going to need a flashlight.

I sat on a cactus, don't laugh

The baboon proctologist in his natural habitat.

someone needs a new hobby

If you continue to fidget, it'll only take longer!

"I just wish they'd invent something that comes after Preparation G."

Stupid is as stupid does.

NEW PICTURE

How to separate the wheat from the chaff.

run away

"On second thought, maybe I should have just put the baby into the giant basket hanging on my back."

As long as you don't hear A Sound of Thunder and leave the path (possibly stepping on a butterfly), you'll be just fine, probably.  (Ray Bradbury)

"Why did I have to wear my slippery purple rainboots today?  WHY??"

http://i9.photobucket.com/albu...ella_zps9e888db0.png
Caption: How not to cross a foot bridge.
Article: How to cross a foot bridge: With the umbrella held vertically out from the side of your body, tuck the point of the umbrella under your armpit, just behind your back.  Let the umbrella pass out in front of your elbow then onto your upward-facing palm and hook it around the rope.  Now you have enough reach to stand on the foot rope on the other side and still grab that hand rope with your umbrella, while grabbing the near rope with your other hand.  Less wobble, less sway, you can roughly double or triple your speed.

"Daddy, why does grandma look an awful lot like those flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz?  I even see her tail poking up behind her head."

"Don't you dare drop me!"

"Indiana Jones and the temple of doom? Plz"

Those annoying budget cuts don't even listen to heath and safety any more

"These baskets are holding all the effs we give"

"it could be worse, at least its not raining"

"At least we have Obamacare."

Still a better love story than Twilight
This message was last edited by the GM at 20:35, Mon 31 Mar 2014.

Grandma:  "Look at all those bones down there!"

Plank's ancestral home.

"Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.  Nah, this bridge ain't worth guarding."

I don't care how cold you get at night, there are other sources of firewood.  We live in a jungle!

The troll even gave up...

The baby kept climbing out of the basket.

I'm pretty sure I can see my ancestors down there.

"Watch that last step. It's a doozie!"

The sky is the limit, they said. Just take this leap of faith, they said. Well, guess what? Now we're dead

New Picture

Reverse filtering anybody?

How to filter mitochlorians properly.

Disney's new take on Darth Vader leaves something to be desired.

"All this salt is bad for my skin."

The new water-breathing suit still has some bugs to work out...

Darth Britta

The wicked witches anti-melting suit is ready.

I filled this ocean with the tears of the rebel I executed. Let me pour you some.

At least its not raining.

Dark Lord of the Filter

Luke I am your filter

One for the younglings...

My bacta tank needs a refill

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Oh god oh god guys it's not a joke i woke up and i cant find my kneepcaps oh god oh god guys dont read the sign

Do they also have a sign for corporals and sergeants?

Inb4 "Bread stapled to trees did this joke better" comments.

At least it doesn't say "breed."

A new language has been developed: Private sign language. You have to hide your hands to keep it secret though.

Someone needs to learn how to spell "donut" before writing on signs.

Private Property Laws Have Gone Too Far: And Here's Why (2020 Documentary)

A film by The British Broadcasting Corporation

Starring Sir David Attenborough as 'Narrator'
This message was last edited by the player at 15:42, Wed 04 Nov 2020.

When it's so cold that even the ghosts freeze.

"Do you have a moment to talk about our Goddess, Skadi?"

Hey, I'm just CHILLIN.

Overactive mucous membrane at work

Tinkerbell was so bored from staring out the window she turned big and fossilized.

Man found frozen to death. not funny.

Man indicted after pouring a bucket of urine over his friend in subzero temperatures.

ooOOoooOOoo I am the Great Frost Ghoul

soooo ... you got tree fiddy?

Icicle Golem Peeping Tom

By now, we're definitely overdue for a new image, right?



"That's it... No more Mister Nice Tubby!"

This is actually a white suit stained with the blood of his victims.

New South Park Episode Goes Too Far? - The New York Times

When Nunu does a Nono to Po.

Behind the scenes at the Teletubbies' contract negotiations.

Pikachu, I see you.

I was old when the stars were young,
Barney the ANCIENT ONE

When Teletubbies wear a human mask to rob the bank

Human mask, huh? I wouldn't call it that, but well, I guess the skin isn't alive anymore

Leatherface's first attempt was a complete failure

Personally, I'd give it a solid 7/10, but I am biased because of my cartoon murder kink

This is why there are laws against advertising guns to minors.

The guest star on the new Tom and Jerry episode.

Furry Cheating and Rednecks don't mix

The Teletubby Terrorist

Identity: Unknown

Status: M.I.A.

Crimes: Please view full version for extensive list.

Weaknesses: Solar radiation, childrens' laughter.

Abilities: Immortality, teleportation, death manipulation.

Danger Rating: SSS (Calamity Rank).

Instructions: If capture proves to be impossible, agents are instructed to consume their cyanide pulls immediately.

Will Farrel's next Ron Burghandy movie has officially jumped the shark.

Awaiting the hook that will take this model to the packaging station.

This Chia pet went horribly, horribly wrong

Judge, can I get custody of my kid now?

Top 20 Times Fiver Went Wrong

to back up a bit:

Who here has ever been a furry?

Who here has ever taken a selfie with a furry?

Who here has ever had a 65 year old man show you the selfie he has taken with a furry?

Not me, lol. I avoid everything and anything furry



I barely ever take pictures, but it is possible I have unwittingly become associated with a furry



Oof, that must have been awkward

The Fat and the Furriest?

I'll blow your f***ing antenna off, Tinky Winky!!

And Dipsy never spilled his porridge again.

Dipsy will be eating his porridge through a straw from now on

How many lawsuits did they have before they finally decided to give this warning?

I don't think that floor's drying out anytime soon.

Ironically, this sign is to remind swimmers not to swim when it is dry.

Here are the consequences of global warming: when they installed that warning it was all ice...

They're waiting for it to air dry

The cleaner mopped the surface of the surf board and left that indication to make sure nobody slips on it until it dries.

What's the effective radius of that sign?

So, this means no one can sue if they fall in our pool, right?

The floor is the little blue thing

And this is how Aquaman lost his job

It might be time for a new photo, because this one's all wet.

That comment floored me. Don't be a wet blanket. :)

He found a side gig when being a sidekick copilot didn't pay enough for his alimony.

L'Oreal, because you're wookiee.

Photographer: "Can we get a little more black makeup for the nose please?"

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Lucas.

And he uses a case of shampoo each time he showers.

I can't help but wonder how many boxes of wookiee-brown dye have been purchased based on this ad campaign.

The hair is to distract from seeing that he hasn't gone to the dentist since his extensive meth use.

James Cameron finally raises the Titanic.

The most environmentally friendly fuel on the market.

"Not on my watch," says Jacques Cousteau.

That's a really big bathtub toy!

What have I been smoking?!

I feel watched...