This is why we shouldn't throw our mice when we lose at a videogame.

Do you call this "mouse" or "mice"?

Green soulutions have gone too far

If you run out of cheese, your mouse stops working...and starts to smell funny too.

So that's why it squeaks when I try to click.

The economy has even forced Mickey Mouse to get a second job.

Here's one from Japan:

But I don't want to go back there!

The first dog to chase its tail, read this sign.

This is why all your base are belong to us.

I have to say this about the first one...

Mouseception: it's a mouse within a mouse. We must go deeper!

Ok, now I feel better. For the restrooms...

Please recycle.

Good instructions!
Otherwise, some people might go to the wrong end!

(Sidebar -- while English speakers love joking about silly English signs,
We do the same translation bungling -- ex = marketing Chevy Nova in Mexico.
"No Va" in Spanish means doesn't go.  So it's a universal funny phenomenon.)

Sounds like they should put No Va on a bathroom sign for people with constipation...

'No sale' which means doesn't come out.
Obv another funny translation of English to Spanish as well!

<theme to Walker Texas Ranger is playing>

So when you are in Japan look behind you...
'cause that's where the toilet's gonna be.

For restrooms: Back that thang up!

"Ha!  They wrote 'for restrooms' but they meant 'four restrooms'!"

You didn't see the green edit.  They meant to say 14 restrooms.

Surprised no-one's commented on the graphic below the wheelchair?
I'm concerned about getting banned, so I'll make it as clean as possible???

"If you want to screw a chicken, go here."
This message was last edited by the player at 07:26, Sun 18 Sept 2011.

New One!


This message was last edited by the player at 11:23, Mon 03 Oct 2011.

"I am VENGEANCE! I am the NIGHT! I AM BAGDOG!"

Genetic experiments with paper bags gone horribly wrong.

I am the knight who says SNIF! SNIF!

Even dogs can get the Elephant Man's disease.

How to shame a dog into crapping outside.