Luck is a synonym for fortune and chance, may not even exist, and is one letter off from a very vulgar word!
Germ Ant
GM, 29591 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Sat 4 Apr 2020 at 00:47
msg #261
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Word of a vulgar nature? Are you sure? I don't think "lack" is all that bad.
Froggychum
player, 737 posts
Sat 4 Apr 2020 at 00:51
msg #262
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Bad word detected! You just said lack, now I will call in the hitmen!
Germ Ant
GM, 29598 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Sat 4 Apr 2020 at 00:57
msg #263
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Nice plan. They get lonely, so I'm sure they'll appreciate your call.
Froggychum
player, 744 posts
Sat 4 Apr 2020 at 01:05
msg #264
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Call my business partner John Smith at [REDACTED]313@[REDACTED]mail.au if you ever have need for a personal 'helping hand'
Germ Ant
GM, 29605 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Sat 4 Apr 2020 at 01:08
msg #265
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Hands should be kept to oneself at a time like this.
Froggychum
player, 751 posts
Sat 4 Apr 2020 at 01:10
msg #266
Re: Last Word Conversation II
This is true, but 'helping hands' don't transfer germs, as they are metaphorical not biological entities.
Germ Ant
GM, 29612 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Sat 4 Apr 2020 at 01:16
msg #267
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Entities with metaphorical hands should be careful of where they put them as well, but for different reasons.
FourLegged
GM, 42098 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 4 Apr 2020 at 01:35
msg #268
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Reasons can be misconstrued. Perhaps the 'helping hands' are helping the virus.
Germ Ant
GM, 29614 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Sat 4 Apr 2020 at 12:51
msg #269
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Virus seems to be helping itself just fine, no helping hands needed.
Froggychum
player, 754 posts
Sat 4 Apr 2020 at 15:58
msg #270
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Needed some toilet paper, but couldn't find any? No worries! Just call [REDACTED]455@[REDACTED]hub.gov and they will send you some sandpaper to fulfill all your needs. Shipping isn't free.
Germ Ant
GM, 29615 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Sat 4 Apr 2020 at 23:38
msg #271
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Free is a word that is also not associated with the cost of fixing the plugged sewer pipes that would result from flushing sandpaper.
Froggychum
player, 761 posts
Sat 4 Apr 2020 at 23:55
msg #272
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Sandpaper tastes better the more you lick it, or am I a vampire?
Germ Ant
GM, 29622 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Sat 4 Apr 2020 at 23:57
msg #273
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Exactly what does being a vampire have to do with liking the taste of sandpaper?
Froggychum
player, 768 posts
Sat 4 Apr 2020 at 23:59
msg #274
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Sandpaper tastes like my own blood! This message was last edited by the player at 23:59, Sat 04 Apr 2020.
Germ Ant
GM, 29629 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Sun 5 Apr 2020 at 00:10
msg #275
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Blood of a vampire isn't what most vampires are looking for, as I understand it.
ShootingStar
player, 416 posts
Know what I think?
No, neither do I...
Tue 7 Apr 2020 at 01:36
msg #276
Re: Last Word Conversation II
It does seem they prefer to suck pina colada mix out of a bottle.
Froggychum
player, 778 posts
Tue 7 Apr 2020 at 18:43
msg #277
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Bottle is thing that can be filled with special formula for babies.
Germ Ant
GM, 29640 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Tue 7 Apr 2020 at 22:36
msg #278
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Babies should not drink pina coladas, generally speaking.
Froggychum
player, 797 posts
Wed 8 Apr 2020 at 02:18
msg #279
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Speaking of generally speaking, I'd agree with your opinion, but your advice was generally typed (not generally spoken), so it discredits your entire opinion: Time to go get my infant drunk on alcohol!
Germ Ant
GM, 29647 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Wed 8 Apr 2020 at 22:23
msg #280
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Alcohol might explain why you haven't considered the possibility that I also spoke while I typed.
Froggychum
player, 813 posts
Wed 8 Apr 2020 at 22:33
msg #281
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Typed: A Documentary on my Broken Keyboard and Why I Didn't Finish my Essay, Mrs. Apples
Germ Ant
GM, 29654 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Wed 8 Apr 2020 at 22:44
msg #282
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Apples is an interesting name for a teacher.
Froggychum
player, 820 posts
Wed 8 Apr 2020 at 23:04
msg #283
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Teacher Teacherpants is a worse name, though.
Germ Ant
GM, 29661 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Thu 9 Apr 2020 at 22:33
msg #284
Re: Last Word Conversation II
Though such a name definitely would be worse, I have trouble believing anyone actually suffers it.
