Are we on fire? Is that why?

Are you aware that there are hundreds of different kinds of fire in high fantasy?

Would you be willing to list a few?

Do you think I want to set this forums ablaze with metafyre?

Do you mean to say you don't want to set the world on fire?

Who in the world enjoys arson that much?

Then do you want to start a flame in someone's heart?

Rhetorical response: Does a bear listen to dubstep in the woods?

A specific bear, or bears in general?

Specific Bears would be a great band name, do you agree?

Would their first album be "In the Woods"?

Depends on if I have to pay your royalties for naming it such...?

Are you a member of the Specific Bears?

Yes, can you guess which role I play?

The band uses roles instead of instruments?

Do you think that's more likely than the possibility I chose my words poorly?

You, choosing your words poorly?!

Would it be appropriate to say, 'Touche'?

Is French ever really appropriate?

May I answer that question en Francais?

Could you not?

After all my posting in English, do you really have any doubt on whether or not I can avoid posting in French?

Could it be that your ability to resist is nearly exhausted?

That's unlikely, do you even know how high my power level is?

What does your power level have to do with your will to resist using French?