Why are there amputated legs hanging around?

What??? It's not like they can just get up and walk away!

Please be more mindful of those with different abilities than yourself.

I didn't hang the legs!

That's what someone who hung the legs would say...

get in the white van cop car

How can I mind legs if they can't talk?

Wow, now you're showing prejudice against mute legs, huh?

Really, does your bigotry have no end?

Yes, the bigot tree ends at its roots and leaves.

Pfft, silly.

Trees aren't real.

I deal with trees all the time: One, two, tree...

You forgot my tree fiddy

 - loch ness

I once knew someone who was in the infan-tree.

What were they like?

Very small to fit in a baby tree.

Scientific!

I had a friend who robbed people by falling on people from a branch. He was into bandit-tree.

I hope you have turned your life around...

Re: the current Word Association

A government scientist went from Washington to an Oklahoma reservation to interview a chief who was 100 years old and could remember everything that happened to him. At the end of the interview, just before heading back to write his report, the scientist asked the chief, "What did you have for breakfast on March 13, 1944?"

"Bacon and eggs."

The scientist started writing his report and realized he needed more information, so he went back to the chief and offered the traditional greeting, "How"

The chief replied "Scrambled."
(How → Scrambled)

Also, I serve my Eggs Benedict on a hubcap because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

In reply to RabbitBall (msg # 149):

</smack>

In other news... Hi! Everyone!  :)  Looking forward to wasting some serious time with y'all.   :)

Glad you were able to join. We look forward to wasting time with you as well.

Whale cum :)

And yes, wasting serious time is much preferable to wasting boring old 'funny' time

It's nice to see this game getting a revitalization of sorts, I had been hoping this would happen for some time.

Wow, even the Shadows talk in this place! Fancy a Mule? Moscow? Louisville? Guadalajara? Barbados?

OOH! Do you know your own recipe for a Mule?

I really like Mules!!!

The recipe for a mule?

Horse + Donkey

bada bada boom!

that'll be 400 dollars, please...

*holds out hands expectantly*

*slaps Froggy's hand*

Good one!

REEEEEEEEEEEE!

(remind you of someone?)