Someone asks a question and then you answer it with another question.  If it's not interrogative then you did it wrong.

Example:

A) Do you like vanilla ice cream?
B) Who are you asking?
C) Wasn't it you that was asked?
... etc.

Try not to repeat questions already asked.

Aren't only evil people there allowed to use fire, whether on scarecrows or little girls?

Didn't the Wizard use green fire?

Is fire ever green?

OOC: You beat me to it. I was about to create a new thread after a few more posts. ;)

Isn't everything green in the Emerald City?

Does Dorothy look green to you?

Isn't it mandatory to wear these emerald tinted goggles whenever we are in the City?

Does Amazon sell those goggles?

What doesn't Amazon sell?

Did you know that the more you buy from Amazon, the more money I make?

Do you work for Amazon?

Would you believe me if I said I have almost $1 million in Amazon stock?

Does that sound perfectly plausible to everyone else?

Why would Heath ever lie to us?

Yeah, why would I?

Am I now talking to myself?

Is yourself talking back?

Do you think it's better if I talk back to myself instead of talking smack about myself?

Isn’t it always better when the person you’re talking to responds?

In this case, won't they lock you in the looney bin?

Doesn’t that depend on if others can hear yourself responding or not?

That depends, do you consider echolocation to be 'hearing'?

Hmm... Heath.. when talking to yourself, does yourself say the same thing you do?

Are you suggesting Heath lives in an echo chamber?

Are we talking about Heath Ledger?

Is that what really happened to him?!

Wait, something happened to Ledger?

Why so serious?

Isn't that a rather personal question?

Yet who will watch the watchmen?

Do you believe in an all-seeing God?

Is that the opposite of a blind dog?

Yes, but do you know what the polar opposite of an all-seeing God is called?

Isn't that the difference between bears and penguins?

Isn't that the difference between Summer and Winter?

Doesn't that depend on the type of bear?

Are there Summer and Winter bears?

Couldn't polar bears be considered "winter" bears?

Do I write like an Ursine Zoologist, to you?

How can we know what you look like without an avatar?

Did I ask what I looked like?

Do bears go to Cal Berkeley to study zoology?

Are you looking for a career change?

Would you consider organized crime?
This message was last edited by the player at 11:38, Sat 30 Jan 2021.

Why do you want to know? Are you a cop?

Do you think I'd tell you if I were?

Aren't you supposed to?  Isn't that what they say in the movies?

Do you believe everything you see in movies?

Why would Spielberg lie to me?

Don't you find it suspicious that he's never denied the fact that he is a Gay Nazi Jewish Dinosaur from Outer Space?

Shouldn't I trust him more, knowing that he's embraced his Gay Nazi Jewish Dinosaur from Outer Space heritage?

It depends, do you want to go live the rest of your life in a Single-Sex Lunar Jurassic Concentration Camp?

Is that really an option?!

Anything is possible if you believe in it... do you have faith?

Faith in Single-Sex Lunar Jurassic Concentration Camps?

Isn't this getting rather repetitive?

Aren't most dreams?

Have either of you thought about changing the subject?

Do you have any suggestions?

Do you have any peanut butter?

What do you need peanut butter for?

What kind of jelly would ask a question like that?
This message was last edited by the player at 11:33, Sun 09 May 2021.

Do you wanna jam?

When do I ever not want to jam?

Did you want to jam in the womb?

Are we off the record?

Officially?

Would it matter?

Are you questioning my judgement? I'll have you know i've only had three beers ! ! !

How many beers will it take to affect your judgment?

What are you, a cop?

Is it ethical to be a lawyer and a cop?

What are you, an ethicist?

Who would determine that?

Me, of course. Haven't you heard I'm the Head Chairman of the Ethics Shadow Council Assembly Party of England (ESCAPE)?

Do they govern places other than England?

Did you really think I'd leak confidential information that easily?

Do I know you well enough not to?

You really don't remember me, after everything we've been through together?

Is this another Christmas thing?  Is there an ESCAPE Claus?

Are you looking to escape?

What has Froggychum told you about ESCAPE? What do you know?!

What is your Security Clearance, citizen?

My security clearance is...




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I don't know where it came from... I did not ask for it... It just showed up one day... How do I get rid of this???

In accordance with the Security Protocols of Alpha Complex, will you please report to the Summary Execution Chamber?

Haha sure...

*actually flees the country LIKE A BOSS*

Is lonelyisland still funny?
This message was last edited by the player at 19:17, Thu 04 Nov 2021.

Will someone help me catch this froggy traitor?

Do you really expect some help?

Is there a reward?

Isn't the favor of Friend Computer enough for you?

Hmm... How about Fried Computer, instead?

*pulls out hidden blade*

mmm fried computer
This message was last edited by the player at 03:50, Sat 06 Nov 2021.

Were you planning to pan fry or deep fry?

Which would you prefer, darling?

Aren't I Friend Computer?

Why are you tickling my logic boards with that knife?

What else would I use to clean out the dust?

Have you heard of using compressed air to clean computer circuits?

Have you ever heard of 'asking too many questions'?

Why would anyone here care about asking too many questions?

Don't you think some people may wish to derail the thread?

How is that even possible?

How could you expect me to reveal my trade secrets?

You have trade secrets?

Are you here to trade secrets?  What would you tell for my grandma's eucalyptus pie recipe?

Would the nuclear launch codes be enough?

Do you think they are enough for FourLegged's Grandma's Eucalyptus Pie Recipe?

Honestly no, but what else do I have to offer?

Is FourLegged Grandma's Secret Eucalyptus Pie meant as dessert or medicine?

That information has not been revealed yet, so how about we speculate?

Should we speculate about whether it's bad for me to resurrect Question Tennis?

Why speculating about something so obvious?

Is it obviously bad, or obviously not?

Did you ever played tennis?

Aren't we playing that game right now?

Of all the things you've bought in your life, what has been the worst purchase?

[OOC: I just discovered this :D https://randomwordgenerator.com/question.php]
This message was last edited by the player at 13:59, Sat 08 Oct 2022.

What makes you think I would ever make a bad purchase?

How did you assume that I can think?

Was that really so terrible an assumption?

Do you really think that fools can make good use of their reason?

Why wouldn't I expect ASWoTian fools to use more reason than generic fools do?

What?!? What does ASWoTian fools mean?

How can you not know that?

Why not replying once in life and cut all that nonsense?

Wouldn't answering take away your opportunity to figure it out?

Is the opportunity of figuring out so important, considering that I'm a fool and it is far more likely that I figure it wrong?

Can't it be fun coming up with a silly wrong answer?

Are foolishly wrong answers funny to you?

Why would they be anything other than hilarious?

What's your definition of hilarious?
This message was last edited by the player at 22:07, Fri 25 Nov 2022.

Can't you look it up in the dictionary?

Do you really think that your personal definitions are perfectly aligned to the definitions in the dictionary?!?

Would the dictionary be wrong if we disagreed?

Would we be wrong if we disagreed with a dictionary?

Can we ever really know if we're right or wrong?

Don't you think that there is something inherently right or wrong?

Would society even function without some concept of right or wrong?

What do you mean with "society"?

Do I need to drag out the dictionary again?

Don't you have it on an electronic support?

Can't you do more with a real one?

Do you really think that being able to throw the book at people is an extra feature?

Why wouldn't that be an awesome feature?

Why do you like throwing the book at people?

Are you saying you don't like doing that?

Do you really think I'm such a violent person?

Do you really feel that's such a violent behavior?

Can you open the window please?

Are you in need of some fresh air?

Didn't I answer that same question on another game?

Don't you know that this is another game?

Do I even know what game I'm in?

Can't you read the thread title?

I'm supposed to read?

How can you participate in an online forum if you can't read?

Is this considered a forum?

What is your definition of a forum?

Are you wearing togas?

Did you ask this question because you think I live in Togo?

Don't you live there?

Don't you know that it's not polite asking personal questions to strangers?

Are we strangers?

Did we ever had big bowls of bean soups sitting on the same bench in the same kitchen?

Is bean soup what defines strangers?

What's your family recipe for bean soup?

Why do you think I would give away my family's secret recipe?

What's your family?

Are you familiar with your mother, and her many boyfriends?

Why do I have the impression that you know something that I don't?

Who knows? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Where is this conversation going?