Re: OOC
The Racial Dynamics of Earthdawn, Volume One, by, well, me:
Therans: Everyone hates us. We enslave people, take everything from them, then wonder why an army of dragons wants to turn us into a fine powder. But we're better than you.
Blood Elves: Everyone hates us because we're stupid and didn't use the Theran Rites of Protection and Passage and had to figure out some way to avoid becoming Horror chow. Oh, and we're better than you.
Elves: We're too good for you, but at least we dont have thorns sticking through our skins. But we're still better than you.
Dwarves: There are five times as many of us as there are you. And we wrote the Declaratio- uh, Book of Tomorrow. So dont screw with us. Because we're good enough that we can lose 4/5ths of us and still win.
Dragons: We're scarey. And we were here before you. Oh, and we Name ourselves. And we aren't afraid of Horrors.
Horrors: We were here before the dragons. But we just want to make you hurt.
Verjigorm: I hunger. Bring me a dragon.
Windlings: We're really annoying, but we're small, fast and really, really magical. I really, really hope magic never fades or we're screwed.
T'skrang: I look good.
Obsidiman: Come talk to me in a millennium.
Troll: I really hate trolls. I really hate dwarves. But I really hate Therans.
Humans: We're here because we have to be. Don't mind us.
Orks: We were slaves once. Still are in a lot of places. But there are about twenty times as many of us as there are you, and we all have really, really bad tempers. So come here, because I'm going to feed you my sword.
House Denairastas: You have two choices -- you can either give us what we want, or we can take it. Either way you're going to die. One way will just be slightly less unpleasant than the other.
Help any? :)