In reply to Sunshine Thunder (msg # 6):

Not the first!

Better late than never is one of Gang Green's catchphrases! Trademarked and copyrighted of course. That'll be 25gp in the collection jar, please.

My attorney has assured me that the phrase has been passed into the public domain sure to the common usage clauses.

How much are you paying this attorney? I fear you must be receiving false advice.
Gang Green does have a formidable cadre of lawyers who are available for a very reasonable fee, on a no-win, no-fee basis...

Uh, Amalric, um, while you were away... Errol's Bag Dragon^TM ate half of the lawyers. We still have a bevy of them, but no longer a cadre.

I don't want to speak ill of those I don't know but it does seem Almaric's information is a bit behind of the times.  Perhaps he is getting long in the tooth and confuses easily.

Welcome!

Nah. He just rolled so well on his Hide in Shadows and Move Silently checks that even he couldn't see or hear himself!

Oh dear, hope the indigestion wasn't too bad. Back to the sewers to recruit some more!


Welcome to the long line of folk who can't spell "Amalric" (10gp fine). Of course, there may well be an "Almaric", who doesn't quite know his incisors from his Green Dragon Teeth, but you won't find him here.

Riley - What exactly is a 'warhammer in a frog' anyway?

A warhammer is a light fast melee weapon, designed to smash skulls and pierce armor. It typically had a metal head and wooden handle. Though variations do exist.

A frog is a metal ring hung on a leather band that you thread your belt though to hold handled weapons. (See also leather straps for sword scabbards)



Therefore, to answer your question, a warhammer in a frog is a light fast melee weapon, carried in a metal ring hung from your belt.

Short term employment of a sage is typically at 100gp per day. So even with showing your name with a different accent on different syllables. It appears you owe me 90gp.  I do accept gems and magical texts in lieu of gold.
This message was last updated by the player at 18:46, Mon 22 Mar 2021.

That's actually worth 90gp, cheers. I mean, I know what a warhammer is, but the frog part was something new. I almost wish it wasn't so straight forward...

I had imagined that he was hitting Kermit with the spiky end...

Sorry for the somewhat late notice, but my girls go on spring break next week, and we'll be heading to the Land-of-No-Internet next Monday through Easter. Sorry to leave some of you hanging off a cliff. Happy upcoming Easter, everyone!

Travel well, Comrade! Disconnection sounds good.

Quick. Somebody get this man a laptop and wifi hotspot!

Just as I get over Covid....

I get 180GB a month on my phone and rarely use a 10th, even when live-streaming sports.

I don't do well posting from my phone, even when I do have a good signal there. Plus a lot of what I need to run my games is on my desktop as docs or pdfs. Makes it much easier than taking several AD&D books off the shelf at the same time - DMG, MM, MM2, FF, PH, and more, not to mention the Star Frontiers game and the Mazes and Minotaurs game.

I use my phone as a hotspot for my laptop.

Family comes first. Especially my family because they all cheat.

Enjoy your trip!

Special message for a time like this:...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Here is hoping our Beloved Revolutionary GM has made it back all safe and sound and as properly Spring Breaked as can be.

Yep. Updating all groups later today/tonight.

Heading out for my four day holiday today. Posting will be ugly.