The Pleasure Craft
The oncoming boat slows as those on board presumably note the impressive armaments on the tug arrayed against them. It continues to approach, albeit in a deliberately non-threatening manner. It is definitely a river tour boat, about 20m in length. The covered seating area is partially recessed into the hull and provided with banks of windows set just above the main deck along both sides. As it closes with the Krolowa, a man emerges from a hatch near its bows. Striking a Captain Morgan pose, he gives the Krolowa a wave and shouts in a salesman’s syrupy tones,
“Ahoy there! Permission to come alongside?”
Without awaiting a reply, the boat begins a wide, arcing turn to come up alongside the Krolowa, about 15 meters off the port side.
The man on the bow, presumably the boat’s skipper, resembles a pale imitation of a 70’s American Blaxsploitation movie title character. He wears a somewhat mangy, full-length dark fur coat over a turquoise blue shirt with a wide butterfly collar, unbuttoned to reveal several gold chains around his scrawny neck. His eyes are hidden by mirrored aviator sunglasses and a black cowboy hat resembling those sometimes worn by American Air Cav pilots in barracks. His bejeweled right hand is on his hip, pulling his coat back to reveal a large revolver with a silver finish in a black leather holster at his belt. Below the belt, he sports tight, lime-green trousers with what look to be silver tipped cowboy boots protruding from the flared bottoms.
At the con is a young man wearing blue coveralls and sporting a longish, limp, brown Mohawk hairdo. Slung on his chest is a Hungarian AMD-65 assault rifle.
The "skipper" of the tour boat addresses his new audience,
“Hello my friends! You have the good fortune of crossing paths with Damian's Floating Emporium of Pleasures! What you want, I got. You want ladies? I got ‘em. You want hashish? I got it. You want heroin, I even got a little bit of that. You name the vice, I name the price*; we can work out a deal. What do you say?”
The ladies he refers to lounge about under the covered, window-lit, passenger seating section. They appear either highly jaded or slighty sedated. Their make-up is garishly overdone; their attire the stereotypical prostitute’s uniform of mismatched short skirts, high heels, and fish-net stockings. There are four of them, the oldest looks to be in her mid to late thirties, the youngest just past puberty.
Looking out of place sitting amongst the girls is a short, bald-pated man with a bushy Stalin-esque moustache. Cradled in his lap is a sawed-off, double barrelled shotgun. His pudgy face has the sweaty palor of sickness about it. Across from him is a rather large still.
*OOC: I'm aware this probably wouldn't rhyme in Polish.
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This message was last edited by the GM at 20:16, Sat 20 Oct 2007.