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Happy Homecoming-1.

Posted by GM Computer HeathFor group 0
GM Computer Heath
GM, 371 posts
Sat 6 Dec 2008
at 01:33
  • msg #1

Happy Homecoming-1

It has been a harrowing month after the traitor investigations.  You thought you might be demoted back to an INFRARED or worse...terminated.

But then...

You awaken in the dark.  The last thing you remember is bedding down for sleepcycle, followed by nightmares involving truncheons and hypodermic needles.  You feel a metallic stasis collar around the base of your skull sending a strong electric current through your spine, completely immobilizing you.  You hear a crackling noise coming from the darkness high above.  A muted burbling issues from behind one wall.

The lights snap on.  You seem to be in a briefing room, with several camera eyes peering down.  You are all strapped to identical metal chairs bolted to the metal floor.  Hot, bright lights glare from the stained ceiling tiles.  In one corner an implanted wall speaker crackles with the noise you heard earlier.  Across the room, a mirrored panel stretches from wall to wall.  Undoubtedly, behind the panel lies an observation room.

Everyon has lumps and bruises in various visible spots, except Gunther, who has none.

A voice over the loudspeaker, not The Computer, but some human you don't know:

Intercom:
Welcome, Troubleshooters!  You are in Briefing Room B-37F.  The Computer is honoring you by allowing you to participate in a new service for the citizens of our glorious Complex.  our calculations project that your service will increase happiness and efficiency across the complex.  Your selection is evidence of The Computer's trust in you and appreciation of your value.  In return, you wish to show The Computer your undivided loyalty, do you not?


There is a pause for you to reply, but you cannot move your heads or speak.

Intercom:
Excellent!  Loyal citizens, as expected.  Your respectful silence indicates acceptance of the mission.

As part of a special Troubleshooter team, you will serve complimentary beverages at least every 30 minutes to all citizens of RED Clearance or higher who have been waiting at a specified location, per experimental happiness regulatin PEC-V-9A-65992B.  Your specified location is: [slight pause as you hear the distant sound of a file being accessed] Termination Center VWV-3C.  The happiness of Alpha Complex's citizenry depends on you.  Do not fail The Computer!

Your team leader for this mission is Seth-R-BCK-1.  After this briefing, you will immediately appoint from among yourselves loyalty, hygiene, recording, happiness and equipment officers.  Starting now, you have one hour to report to your contact at PLC Outfitting Warehouse R17 in VWV Sector to receive equipment and supplies.  You are fully responsible for all equipment and supplies requisitioned to you.  That is all.


The lights dim.  The stasis collars on the backs of your necks shut off, allowing you to move.  The straps on your chairs slide back, freeing you.  A door slides open to a RED Clearance hallway: the exit.  There is just enough light to navigate the room and get out.  The intercom has switched off.

You each have your PDCs, ME Cards and personal equipment.  No laser barrels, though.

In the room is Bruce, CL, Gunther, Joseph, Lynn, and Seth.  As the intercom person noted, Seth is your new team leader.

OOC:  You have one hour to get your equipment outfitted, meet with your secret society contacts (if you can!), determine what your mandatory bonus duty will be (except, of course, for Seth), and any other actions before you have to meet at the termination center.
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 142 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Sat 6 Dec 2008
at 11:03
  • msg #2

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Gunther makes his way to get his MBD first.
Seth-R-BCK-1
player, 3 posts
Sat 6 Dec 2008
at 12:35
  • msg #3

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

"Right then, there's no time to spare." Seth raises his finger and points dramatically at Gunther, who was the first to get up after the briefing. "You, mutie, will be the equipment officer.  Report to the outfitting warehouse immediately and requisition all equipment and supplies necessary for implementing regulation PEC-V-9A-65992B at Termination Center VWV-3C."

He then briefly considers the rest of his crew and declares "Joseph, you're the recording officer. Bruce, you are appointed as loyalty officer. Lynn will be the happiness officer and CL is assigned to monitor hygene.  Any problems?"
This message was last edited by the player at 12:40, Sat 06 Dec 2008.
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 143 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Sat 6 Dec 2008
at 12:56
  • msg #4

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Eh You are not the one that assigns MBD's The Computer does that... Gunther points out.
Seth-R-BCK-1
player, 5 posts
Sat 6 Dec 2008
at 13:03
  • msg #5

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Seth draws a deep breath and disdainfully begins a short tirade, "Your mutation must be the power to ignore vital mission details.  I distinctly recall that our first instruction to complete after the briefing was to appoint the duties amongst ourselves.  Do you want to request that the computer do this for us, in direct contradiction of our mission profile?"
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 144 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Sat 6 Dec 2008
at 13:07
  • msg #6

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Okay off to PLC I am.
CL-R-WIL-1
player, 111 posts
R&D Hygiene Officer
Clearance RED
Sat 6 Dec 2008
at 16:50
  • msg #7

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

"I shall make sure this team says clean!" CL announces and runs off to find and clean his equipment.
Joseph-R-DOB-1
player, 4 posts
Sun 7 Dec 2008
at 05:55
  • msg #8

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

"Sir, yes leader sir" Joeph states as he begins to look around for the camera and recording devices or his job
Lynn-R-EHT-1
player, 1 post
Mon 8 Dec 2008
at 17:57
  • msg #9

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Lynn frowns, and her eyes narrow, making a very unpleasant crease on her forehead.  "Happiness officer," she says in an unusual accent that The Computer must have programmed into her for a reason.  "Vee must all be happy!" she orders, pointing at each of you.  "Be happy or die unhappy, you understand, yes?  The Computer is villing to help us, but vee must all help ourselves, and that starts vith being happy!"

Her voice booms militaristically, and she snaps her jackboots together, straightens, and salutes the team leader.

"Vee all s'vare our loyalty to you.  Vee shall meet in exactly vun hour, yes?"  She points at everyone accusingly.  "Veing late vill not make our glorious team leader happy, and then I shall have to cite you.  Understand?"

She turns to Seth.

"I have given my happiness lecture.  You may dismiss them now."  She salutes again.

After saluting, she guzzles down a Bouncy Bubbling beverage.

glukglukglukglukglukgluk

After drinking, for the first time since she's been here, she manages a smile that is still strict and unwielding and would send many men running in fear.

Lynn also carries a crop like those used for whipping horses.  She slaps it against her leg and says, "Vell, be happy, everyvun.  I order it so!"
GM Computer Heath
GM, 373 posts
Thu 11 Dec 2008
at 18:44
  • msg #10

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

You agree to meet up in outfitting in half an hour.  Each of you has...uh...personal preparations to make.

In other words, time to check up on your secret society contacts!
GM Computer Heath
GM, 380 posts
Thu 11 Dec 2008
at 19:06
  • msg #11

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Tension Level 5

You each arrive at Outfitting.  You can't believe it was so easy to find! For once, you didn't get lost and you still have...20 minutes until you have to report for duty.

The Outfitting officer seems bored and disinterested in you.  "Mission number?" he requests.  Your PDC switches over to "19 MINUTES."
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 149 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 00:00
  • msg #12

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

PEC-V-9A-65992B. Gunther responds. With a smile on his face.
GM Computer Heath
GM, 384 posts
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 00:19
  • msg #13

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

He plugs it into the computer and frowns.  "I'm not seeing that number.  Perhaps you are in error, for certainly our friend The Computer is not in error.  Or perhaps you are to receive no equipment.  Check with your team leader."
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