Re: Going Downtown
Andy smiled again and chuckled as he wiped the rain drops from his HAZMAT mask that he held easily in his left hand, "That's good advice, thanks. Don't want to be becoming a statistic, do I? Anyway, I thought you might have stopped there to find out what we were doing, that's why I came up here, to fill you in on things."
Andy paused and looked at the chem detector. He tutted and frowned, "Don't nobody get jumpy a minute," he said, "I'm using two fingers to get my smokes."
Andy pulled out his pack and lit one up. he inhaled deeply and blew smoke out with some satisfaction, he looked for the biker who eyed him the most greedily and threw the rest of the pack toward him, "Share them out, pal, I've plenty more at base," inwardly he winced, it was his last pack, he glanced at the dials again and winced theatrically, "but if you want my advice, ignore the health warnings and smoke em quick,especially if you're coming down here."
He looked at the leader again, "It's OK, Boss, I got your message, I'll get the team to pull to one side and you can roar down the road to your heart's content. Do yourselves a favour though, you see the drains about half way down? Breathe deep before you pass them and hold your breath until you're round the corner. If your piss is a different colour tonight, it's time to find religion."
He took another deep drag and flicked the half smoked cigarette away. Damn, he hated this liaison shit, it'd have been a lot easier to have shot these cocky shits from afar. Still, the aim was to rebuild, not destroy. He looked at these sorry excuses for humanity, too bad...
He smiled once more and said, "Well, you all make the most of the day now, life's for living or so they used to say."
He turned slowly making a show of putting his mask back on, securing his hood and checking the sensors and shaking his head. Over his mic he sub-vocalised, "Kel, get one of the guys to stand in the gutter and start yelling about contamination and ask the Doc to get them into the ambulance as if it's a really big thing. I hope we can bluff these guys but they might be too smart or just too damn macho. Be ready for anything, if the guy can scream about not letting it get to his balls, that might get through."
He began to slowly walk back, half expecting a bullet, half expecting the Hog Boss to call him back.