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Months ago, I found the most badass feat ever: Create Draconian I also found a great creature: The noble draconian. My idea is to play a very old Dragonwrought Kobold that will kidnap chromatic dragon eggs and spite on them in a holy ritual. That way the chromatic fetus will die horribly and instead champions of good will emerge from the mess, the soul of each evil wyrmling divided by good and twisted to follow our righteous war against evil, ready to hunt their parent with us. The shock and horror of the evil dragons realizing that I am using their own younglings to kill them can only be described as the coolest thing ever. I have two more players to complete the holy ritual, a Mystic and someone who will play an arcane class. I provide the ritualistic spit on the eggs. More players can also be welcome, we need more and more divine spells, arcane spells and draconic spit to create an army that will destroy Takhisis' forces for good. Mass productions of Noble Draconians! All we need is the raw materials! | |||
Are you looking to quest for the eggs Find them and defeat forces that have them. Than work on the ritual. What type of books are you looking at using. Since this is Dragonlance some classes and books would simply not be avaliable. Your over all goal is to gather these forces and fight the Dark Queen's forces. What are the smaller goals going to be. | |||
At first, white dragons and then we advance till we are ready to get into a red one's lair. I was thinking in dress in all black and cry around, Llorona style too. I think my dragonwrought kobold will be a bard. The mystic needs to be a mystic to teach the Vapor Draconians. So, Mysticism should exist in the era we will play. Ideally some dragon magazine and Magic of Incarnum will also be able for character creation. That way I can make a wyvern become my animal companion and give it a two arms, so he can feel like a full dragon. A dragonwrought kobold is a true dragon... so a true dragon will be mounting a fake dragon. LOL. By the way, we wrote this song for my kobold bard! I SPIT ON YOUR BABE We suffered your evil way We will make you with blood pay We cried your great vile deeds Our blood spilled on the fields We spit on your EGGGGS!!!! You used our children's corpses to play You throwed our innocents into the fray You destroyed our lives to have fun You will learn how to run We want you DEAAAADDD!!! Branchala blessed them the beauty of love Habbakuk bestowed them the patience of a dove Kiri-Jolith gave them the solidarity for the group Mishakal granted them the ability to cure the pure We saw them all dead thanks to YOOOUUUUU!!! But now Paladine has heard our cries In his wisdom he has showed us a new way At noon we will come for your eggs And you will be impotent to stop our play We know how our debt will be REPAAAAID! Will you hear your wyrmlings' cries in your dreams? In our sleep we surely hear our children' screams Will you feel in your heart the pain they will endure Its the same we feel when we see the graves beyond the dune! We hear our sons and daughter accusing YOUUUUUU! Death won't release our younglings. We will never embrace them again. But you will see yours marching... And they will bring you... The Frost of our HAAAATE!!! The Venom of our SPIIITE!!! The Vapor of our SCOOORRN!!! The Lightning of our WRAAATH!!! The Flame of our RAAAGE!!! And our only joy will come from The pain of your BAAABES!!! The Justice on your BLAAAME!!! The horror in your FAAACE!!! The extinction of your RAAACE!!! We offer your wyrmlings' souls To be cut by Paladine's claws Their vile unholy wickedness, twisted and with platinum words, consecrated. The suffering of the darkness As it turns into brightness Vile essence of a creature faints Becoming the martyrdom of saints And they will bring you... The Frost of our HAAAATE!!! The Venom of our SPIIITE!!! The Vapor of our SCOOORRN!!! The Lightning of our WRAAATH!!! The Flame of our RAAAGE!!! And our only joy will come from The pain of your BAAABES!!! The Justice on your BLAAAME!!! The horror in your FAAACE!!! The extinction of your RAAACE!!! DEATH!!! DEAAAATH!!! DEEEEAAAAATH!!! My kobold then will smash the lute on the floor as the crowd will cheer and applause. | |||
As I said, I am happy with Unearthed Arcana's Fey Bard, Dragon Magazine 326's Savage Empathy and Monstruous Animal Companion feats, Complete Adventurer's Natural Bond and Magic of Incarnum's totemist to give the wyvern two arms to become a full dragon, just like he always wanted. Is that too much? I can adapt. Smaller goals? Dunno. Our characters' sons and daughters are dead. So we should also save money to resurrect them if the mystic gets into 14th level. |
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