Unfortunately.  Boy and girl, fully diametric (Separate/unique).  Must've been 2 eggs floating about.

Looks like you're up and at it gettin' back into the swing, so I'll stay tuned for what John sees when he's staring out at the docks after that little storm.

Lucky son of a gun! Some people had a set (e.g., triplets) of female twins (or male twins) on their third try for a boy (or girl), you get boy and girl on your first try...

Sure, you won't get any sleep for the next 19 years, but you weren't REALLY planning on sleeping anyway, right?
This message was last edited by the GM at 11:21, Fri 13 May 2011.

I haven't slept in many days.

Temporary hiatus begins, twins are coming 2 days early.

John: Best of luck with the twins; we'll keep your seat warm for you.

Players in TATZYLF (now that's one ugly acronym...), you have one round of free actions, then I'll need Fear Rolls on each round.

And if I am going to need the help of someone who is good with spatial visualization, to take care of a better map... Any volunteers?
This message was last edited by the GM at 19:25, Sun 15 May 2011.

All is well!  I finally got my laptop here so I'm able to do a more indepth update.

7:54, Annalina Therese, 19.1", 6 pounds 2 ounces.
7:55, Ian Alexander, 20", 6 pounds 4 ounces.

Wide eyed, strong grips, huge yawns, long stretches, WIDE EYES.  My daughter is looking all over the place all the time :)  It's a good thing I have that notoriously famous endurance and don't need sleep for days.. because I haven't.  Today's nutrition has consisted of teryaki beef jerky.  The procession of grandparents is endless today, the mother's family is ludicrously huge.  What a ridiculous Saturday morning; C section was scheduled for Monday, I get a text at 6-7am saturday morning and suddenly I have to pack my life into the one bag I own, shave, shower, and do 85mph for an hour and a half to get to the regional metropolis' to get to the hospital.  *Sighs with exasperation* What else can I say right now?  Ian's back from a feeding in the nursery :)

Congrats on the babies John.  I'm sure they will bring much joy and frustration to your life.

Kinda wanting an updated map before my next post though.  Seeing what zombies are in range, and the leader's field of fire would help.

Hey, for the maps, might as well use 3D images from Google maps.

Congrats John! Hope Mom & babies are doing well.

Congratulations, once again, to the happy family. You may have noticed that I was less than completely healthy during this last week... Keeping my fingers crossed on the next one.

Any volunteers for the tactical maps? The google idea may or may not work: the specific location the players are currently at was not originally taken from there, but we might find something adequate; still, the main issue is that the purpose of this map is to provide a tactical view, since there are several zombies coming in and it would be nice to have a better map than the ones I sketch in ASCII...
This message was last edited by the GM at 19:20, Sat 21 May 2011.

Everyone in hibernation?

They probably all got raptured. Just you and me left against the coming hordes of Satan I suppose....

*Yanks back the receiver toggle and chambers a round in his random assault rifle* Bring it.

Hey, nothing wrong with Satanists, all they're out for is themselves, it's the American way.

I'm not quite sure that's how the agenda goes :P

Oh blast it all, they must of gotten Karen! They're all up inside her like some crazy Evil Dead shit! Get the chainsaw John, I'll hold 'er off! *cocks shotgun*

For a second I was jealous, then disgusted, but then there was shotgun cocking and all was well :P  Alas, a chainsaw is one of few things John has stocked, though he has a fireman's axe as part of his boat's emergency gear.  Now then, let's be gettin' all up in Karen shall we? :P

What are you two saying about my (IC) girlfriend?

Well I'm saying that she's full of demons, and needs to be dismembered all Evil Dead style. But SOMEONE forgot his chainsaw, so I guess we'll have to settle for an axe. Shoot, it's going to take like hours to fully dismember someone with just an axe between the two of us, and I bet her parts will come alive and attack us just like Ash's hand did in the second movie......

Nah, won't take that long, think of the exact example of one of Walking Dead's first episodes where they tear apart the zombie bodies with a fireaxe to coat themselves in nastiness for olfactory camo.

Excuse me? But are you two thinking this through? I could be one of the last women left on earth, and what do you two want to do with me? Chop me up? I think you're priorities need fixing.
This message was last edited by the player at 02:06, Tue 31 May 2011.

Until we get an Adult rating, you volunteering yourself for procreation only goes so far as to stay my ax :P  I'm open to negotiations though ^.~

Nephi! lol

What's so funny?  I've saved your life, we've had some major heart to heart bonding, why wouldn't I claim boyfriend/girlfriend status?  And of course I'd be defending your life and virtue from those two morons.  Besides, even if you did get infected, a quick Healing would fix that no problem.