Re: A Seemingly Simple Task
Sometime after the group returns to Redding, plans are being made for the feast and festival to celebrate the finding of a cure for the plague—and thus the community’s salvation. During this time, after Chubb’s loot had been properly divided, Ilsa, Neya, and Shirok make their way back to the Vanderplot Mine with a small patrol of militiamen charged with harvesting the first casks of the enchanted water. During this expedition they once again find the kobolds.
M’dok, who immediately recognizes the large wolf, Neya, allows them free-passage within their new homeland. The militiamen secure three barrels of the water and Shirok spends time going over the Tornclaw Clan history.
Back in Redding, Chubbs and Roth spend some time searching for some way to properly identify the magical properties of the Demon’s spear and fallen Knight’s sword. Unfortunately, there are few versed enough in Arcane ways who reside in mining communities such as this. They pack them away, content to follow-up once back in Skyway City.
Natchbrise agrees to leave Redding with the heroes; but not until after the festival. The cleric wishes to help administer the curative waters to the affected miners and their families.
A few days later, after much of the water has been collected and given out, and the festival plans have come to a head, the party begins! There isn’t much by way of food, but nearly all capable persons have come together to show their appreciations for the adventurers who had risked their lives for the doomed community. Chubbs uses this time to perform a little bit for the happy residents. For the next 24 hours, the other members of the group find he possesses a keen musical skill and favors the surreal.
"The sweet pretty things are in bed now of course
The city fathers they're trying to endorse
The reincarnation of Paul Revere's horse
But the town has no need to be nervous.
The ghost of Belle Star she hands down her wits
To Jezebel the nun she violently knits
A bald wig for Jack the Ripper who sits
At the head of the chamber of commerce.
Mama's in the fact'ry
She ain't got no shoes
Daddy's in the alley
He's lookin' for fuse
I'm in the kitchen
With the tombstone blues.
The hysterical bride in the penny arcade
Screaming she moans, 'I've just been made'
Then sends out for the doctor who pulls down the shade
Says, 'My advice is to not let the boys in.'
Now the medicine man comes and he shuffles inside
He walks with a swagger and he says to be bride
'Stop all this weeping, swallow your pride
You will not die, it's not poison.'
Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief
Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief
Saying, 'Tell me great hero, but please make it brief
Is there a hole for me to get sick in ?'
The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly
Saying, 'Death to all those who would whimper and cry'
And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky
Saying, 'The sun's not yellow it's chicken.'
The king of the Philistines his soldiers to save
Put jawbones on their tombstones and flatters their graves
Puts the pied pipers in prison and fattens the slaves
Then sends them out to the jungle.
Gypsy Davey with a blowtorch he bums out their camps
With his faithful slave Pedro behind him he tramps
With a fantastic collection of stamps
To win friends and influence his uncle.
The geometry of innocence flesh on the bone
Causes Galileo's math book to get thrown
At Delilah who sits worthlessly alone
But the tears on her cheeks are from laughter.
Now I wish I could give Brother Bill his great thrill
I would set him in chains at the top of the hill
Then send out for some pillars and Cecil B. DeMille
He could die happily ever after.
Where Ma Raney and Beethoven once unwrapped their bed roll
Tuba players now rehearsal around the flagpole
And the National Bank at a profit sells road maps or the soul
To the old folks home in the college.
Now I wish I could write you a melody so plain
That could hold you dear lady from going insane
That could ease you and cool you and cease the pain
Of your useless and pointless knowledge.
Mama's in the fact'ry
She ain't got no shoes
Daddy's in the alley
He's lookin' for fuse
I'm in the kitchen
With the tombstone blues."
The next morning, the heroes wake rested and refreshed. During the feast, even Stan drank the water and now he had to admit he felt better—at least as much as the plague was concerned. The party, plus Natchbrise and a donkey and cart (for Chubbs) set out for Skyway City.
It isn’t long before something very strange happens. Roth spies the beginning of a wide forest on the horizon; and after a little while the others do too. This is strange since they hadn’t passed through a forest on the way to Redding—in fact, the map hadn’t mentioned one, and Roth is quick to point out that there shouldn’t be a forest around for several hundred miles. At least not a forest big enough to notice.
The party takes some time to verify that they are in fact still on the Great Highway and heading directly for Skyway; but an expansive (and new) forest now stands between them.