I like science and logic. This makes me quietly question the whole Hogwarts deal and have far more fun poking holes in the thing. I haven't had a big ol' rant in a while so I may be rusty:
Qudditch. Its like Football crossed with flying a highly uncontrollable piece of wood; the only thing more dangerous would be Bumper Copters. The Snitch's score bonus and game-end makes everything else in the game irrelevent. The Bludgers are used to knock people out deliberately and seem to be balls of possessed obsidian. Who in the heck has the concentration to throw a ball through a hoop barely bigger than the ball itself, whilst avoiding the aforementioned evil balls, other teammates, AND flying your own stick at roughly 30mph.
Also, noone wears goggles... how the hell do they see when moving that fast?
Some more which I will not go further on because I will be here all day:
- The Time Turner.
- The Tri-Wizard Cup. Specifically why in the hell Potter is allowed to do it?
- Slytherin, aka House EVIL
- There is only one groundskeeper (and a distinct lack of other staff as well)
- Dumbledore hiding the Philosopher's stone in Hogwarts Castle with overly ridiculous traps
- Why anyone would want a rat/toad as opposed to an owl/bat/free messenger service
- The FOOD (bleh). I know this is England and another time but still; who the hell eats the stuff they mention? Why is there so little meat and so much pumpkin?
Feel free to rant on those yourselves though. Its fun!