Re: Chapter 00: Sandbox
At Emerald's challenge to him, Cham's face widens in a near Cheshire Cat-like grin, "Heh heh heh... Did you just challenge me... to an improv contest?"
Before Emmy can respond to that, Cham flips off of her head and lands on his tail like a pogo stick, pointing dramatically at the fox, "You're on! Heehee! And I'm gonna start it..." He flops down to his feet and snaps his fingers to a beat, "And a one, and a two, and...!"
In an amazing flourish, Cham reaches behind him to the ground and seeming tears a part of it away like a blanket, revealing a group of four raccoons, complete with instruments and a microphone on stand. Cham himself is in a red leather jacket and his head fur is sticking out at crazy angles.
The band immediately starts playing in a heavy pop-rock tone and Cham grabs hold of the mic as the events in the ring unfold between Blake and Raichel and Blake makes his attack(s).
"'Cause this is THRILLER!
Thrill-er night!
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike, girl!
You know it's THRILLER!
Thrill-er night!
You're fighting for your life inside a *gasp* killer... thriller... to-ni-ight!"
And, yes... Cham does do the dance moves, along with any of the raccoons behind him who aren't jamming out on their instruments for the song.