Re: Felonius
(...Ailani was off on some business of her own...)
"Yep! Mm hm. That's right! You've got it!" she exclaimed, clapping playfully.
Across from the Valley-elf were a pair of locals. Both men stood in a highly curious position --
Each had an index finger extended directly beneath their nose, similar to what one might do if about to sneeze. The other arm was curved up above the head. Both stood upon just a single foot -- with the shin of the opposite leg crossed over the kneecap.
"Are -- are you sure? It feels most awkward, I must say..."
"No. That's it. That's exactly the position in which we elves meditate. As taught me by my great-grandmother, Ipalilifea, when I dwelt in the Everheart forest. And you two have it down. Keep doing it -- it will start to feel much more natural. And just wait till you see how it improves your concentration! And, not to mention," she added conspiratorily in a lowered voice, "the difference your wives will start to notice in your, em, prowess."
"Truly?"
(People have a right to make their own decisions...Even stupid ones...)
"Oh, yes. Wouldn't fib to a pair of upstanding gents like you. I make all my men do it. Well, now, I must be off. My friend and I are going to take a trek into the forest, and make sure it is devoid of orcs and such vermin. He is a ranger, as myself. We have worked together for nearly a decade, now. And remember - if you want to make the meditation especially effective - chant thrice the mantra 'Ilesere, Erevan', just as I told you. Bye!" she waved and flashed them a winsome smile.
By Arvandor...what a religion!she reflected amusedly, as she retreated from them, trotting back toward the inn.
Fun was fun, but they had been here long enough, in her reckoning. She was growing just a little bored. And pig-snouts, blue-noses, and a pair of draco-verdant were quite far from the sort of company she wished to keep. This place would fall ere the year was out, she wagered.
Spying Nikodemos as she neared the inn front, she waved, called "Did you get your breakfast? All set?"