Re: RP PUBLIC/SOCIAL V10T: The Funeral of Balverstus
2. The Funeral Service / Speeches From Friends
[As most of the guests were seated, a tall, regal Systemarch dressed in fine red silks walked stoically over to the body of Balverstus.]
"Yest yarkanum yastevus Balverstus yeath," said the Spider of Words, in the sacred, secret, mostly-forgotten ceremonial tongue of the Systemarchs. He placed a deep red blanket over the body, and walked back to the alter. A steady silence had suddenly descended upon the entire garden.
BHODHAVIUS: "I am Bodhavius, Spider of Words, speaking for Balverstus, Spider of Hammers, for Roid, further Spider of Hammers and Lord Councilmen," said the Systemarch priest, his voice heavy with solemnity. "A Systemarch was struck by the Hammer of Fate, riddled by the sands, and his mortal body has passed on. The Dhaal still dwell, however, still seek. The greatest tragedy has not befallen."
[At this, most of the Councilmen and all of the Systemarchs cheered. Loud and without abandon. It was so sudden, so out of tune with the rest of the proceedings that most of the other guests flinched. ]
BODHAVIUS: "Herosomath! Balverstus was a great friend to many and a soldier of the finest principles. He served, for a long while, in the founding days of the Conclave as a High Lord - a revivalist, in fact, of the enigmatic and half-mythical Drachenorden. He achieved four attainments, the most important being the famous Hammer of Anvildramadum, since - regrettably - destroyed. The others have been locked within his Anvil, and, according to his own wishes and the wishes of the Dhaal, bear no mentioning here. Some secrets should be lost, some technologies locked.
BODHAVIUS: "Hashnathar! Balverstus helped much in the forming of the original Conclave, earning the Free Psychism Rights currently held by all Systemarchs - with the assistance of Councilman Roid - and is thus a true hero amongst our people. We might not have all our teeth, but we do have our freedom, and our lives, and that was a gift from the Spider of Hammers himself. For this he will be remembered; for his compassion and empathy he will be loved.
BODHAVIUS: "Hasnethothakaur! The lowest moment of Balverstus's career was his ultimate dismissal from the Conclave by a nameless Councilman. He was exiled from our fair organization on accusations of treason and Madness. Might I invite Councilman Wyrn to the alter, now, so that he might do what is right in this situation?"
WYRN: Certainly.
["Forgive me, Ruse. It is my turn to give the speech.."
Wyrn rose to give his speech.]
WYRN: "Yggdrasil Eternal! It has been no closely kept secret that Balverstus has been innocent all this time, and that certain, uh, tensions within the Council involved his unfortunate dismissal. I will not name any parties involved, except that mention that it takes a sort of ethically wild individual to even contemplate that sort of terrible crime, to Lict - I mean, leech Balverstus of his status and.."
[Wyrn is noticeably angry.]
WYRN: "Forgive me. I am here as Emissary of the Golden Hand, tonight, and the Emperor has a message for the entire universe to hear. It is as thus: Balverstus is truly innocent. There is nothing more to it than that. His name should be entirely cleared, and he is being reinstated as an Honorary Deceased Councilman, as per the Emperor's decree - the highest award the Conclave has."
??????: "What in Odin's filthy name is this?"
[There is a man suddenly standing, yelling at the alter. It is the man with a naked torso, shifting tattoos, wild eyes and vicious teeth. By his grey and silver sash, and the markings on it, he is a Councilman.]
WYRN: "Lickity Split, please. Private funeral. Show some respect."
LICTROS: "I will not - will not stand for this. You pathetic, treasonous worm. You - you -"
[Lictros spits at the alter. He is given a wide berth as he stalks, angrily, out of the Funeral. No guards move to stop him. None of the Councilmen react in any discernible way.. they don't even looked shocked. There are gasps, however, and whispers..]
BODHAVIUS: "Please, people, quiet, quiet.. Councilman Wyrn is speaking."
WYRN: "I'm done. Balverstus is no traitor. Thank you."
[Wyrn resumes his seat next to Ruse, fuming.]
BODHAVIUS: "Yes. Yes.. Wyrn, thank you. If we could now have Councilman Roid to speak as the Logorgos.."
[Councilman Roid walks through the center of the circle, stopping and turning at the alter. He is obviously mourning.]
ROID: "Apologies for the misbehavior of my spoilt associate, here. Not really a funeral man, hah."
[There was no laughter.]
ROID: "I'm here to, uh, speak as the Logorgos, the secret knowledge-keeper of Roid. He taught me a word, once.. it was: Hectosulpharn! As the trusted Logorgos, I died with my brother as Anvildramadum was struck by jackal Osiris-Ra. He was killed in the most horrific possible way, save the torture and death of one's Dhaal.. his prime Attainment was shattered, and with it, his heart. There is no wonder, no mystery, to the reason why his sacred Dhaal do not wish to return.. they have been broken.
"But.. but I have the psych-schematics for the Anvildramadum, if not the original parts. They were not given to me. Still - I will rebuild the thing, even if it takes half a decade, a hundred years! I will rebuild it. Balverstus will live again. That is my oath, the oath that I swear on the Anvil, the Dhaal, the Attaining.. I swear it on the Thrice-Hammer that I will have Anvildramadum, and thus the soul of Balverstus, in my hands. Such a beautiful thing.."
[Roid shook his head to the cheering of the crowd. The oath was, it seemed, incredibly serious - yet joyous - business.]
ROID: "That is all, I think. Um. All of you, join us for drinks and a meal after the burial, will-reading.. after Ramdradunh."
[Roid sat back down.]
BODHAVIUS: "I'd now like to call the last speaker, the thorgosos Associate Maxilita, Goddess of Fantasy and Adventure. If you'd say a few words.."
The Reunion - Anik & Crailek & Foun & Max
With the transfer complete (you tasteless bastards!), the four sat, watching the ceremony.
Ruse
Wyrn took his hand in the manner required of him, a grin on his face, as the two sat down - at the front. Ruse saw the other Councilmen about him, and he couldn't help but be impressed.. the ancient sorcerer with eyes of steel.. the intense, if a little eccentric, researcher.. the half-naked God with vicious fangs and fists that could kill all manner of beasts..
"Forgive me, Ruse," he said, at a certain stage in the proceedings. "It is my turn to give the speech.."
Msonus
Msonus is ushered, a little forcefully, to his seat.