I made merits, I am the king of stupid talk.

It's snowing! :D

*One week late*

Happy New Year, Children of Yggdrasil!

Ha, Happy New Year Pitcarn. Hope Nat gets internet soon. The poor guy must be going crazy.

Agreed happy new year to everyone. NAT GET BACK HERE I Know your internet is back on and your enjoying a long holiday with your gf in which your might propose! :P

Yeah, Nat's on his annual pilgrimage to somewhere else, and will be back in a week or so.

Is Nat Okay? Was he in the flood area? D: I'm so worried. I haven't heard anything from him since before the floods..

Nah, he's nowhere near the floods. Different state entirely.
His gf has been putting up the odd post on fb, too, just in case you're worried.

I'd make a joke about a horrible drowning, but its a little raw, even for my poor sense of propriety.

I'm guessing he is still having internet issues then?

he's not even posting on FB, so I would imagine so. And thanks for not making jokes, Pitcarn.

No his internet at home is fine, but he's like at his honeymoon or a trip to propose or something. I would guess he's busy.

Ah so he's trying to help secure his own monopoly over his lady's fertility? Got it.

Good luck Nat!

Hey guys, back from Sydney relatively unharmed.

Updates will resume after the wedding tomorrow.

(No, not mine.)

Thanks :)

Hey Nat! You live!

Also, how are you and your lady doing? Please put various rumors to rest...or confirm them. :P

Or you can tell me "none-ya-business," but that is the boring option.

Don't make us stalk you and find out on our own. Because we will.

Hey wow I had nightmares last night.

One was that Nat had to choose between getting married and Theo... luckily he made the right choice.
The other was that no matter what I did my computer kept getting BSoD (Because it did get this yesterday and a couple weeks before, turns out it was over heating. Luckily I was able to clean it out and take a cm of dust off the heat sink.)

So Nat chose Theo then?

Correct. Broke his heart, but he realized that he didn't want to marry someone who was going to make silly ultimatums like that.

You guys are so messed up. You're like junkies. It kinda weirds me out.

Wait,...you only JUST figured this out?

Oh yea that's right you're slightly new now to the Theo community. Well...I'm sure you'll learn other mind-shattering truths like this over time. Do prepare yourself.

I am no more addicted to Theo than I am Monster energy drinks, porn, and minecraft...

*Rocks back and forth while playing minecraft in 1 tab, with porn in 3 others, while drinking a monster.*
OH GOD I NEED HELP!

See, I'd consolidate that into minecraft porn and making a God of Energy Drinks.

I'm not addicted, I can stop playing Theo whenever I want!

6 years later, here we are...

That must've been some wedding...

Yea I think this theo is dead forever...