Thank you! I *am* having a bad day! So no wonder, I'm mean. Wulliam's firends might tell you that he's really a great guy... If any of his friends were still alive.
Well, there's one, but they both think the other is hundreds of miles away.

William has ghost friends...and Gangatsu also had a cake-deprived childhood, maybe they will get on well together!

I wasn't sure how to introduce the Awesome that is the zombie-hurling "Saint" Paddy of Blackthorn, else I'd have made mention of him, too.

Maybe... Su is a bit unpredictable when it comes to people. Derpy Devon would probably like the wily dangerous gunman, seems like something out of a dime novel. She might make a cute vampire.. I think she'd make a better werewolf though.. Gun towing shifter.. Ha!

-Gaspies!- CB got a TARDIS? That didn't make the top list of the point bulletin? Care Bear powers are serious! Gotta watch out for that focused stare.

Ha. Well, Carl is a charmer, who could resist hate loving his jones. -Cuddles lil' Bird Song for a time and makes her dance. She had a great day playing Bioshock Infinite for the fourth time.-

Somehow I can't picture Katy as anything but a were-corgi.

Nono, he got a gun cabinet. 'Cause he got thrown out of the TARDIS. Oh! He picked up one of Stone's guns, too, so now he has Death by Firearms incarnate hunting him from across state...yeah, kinda scared of those powers myself.

Actually, I'm gonna bother CB, 'cause that thread needs to get moving so's we can unstick and transition into his horrible death by the ambush party of bulletproof Comanches who've probably come to investigate the racket the Dust Adders have been making in the mine by now...

Carl certainly seems to have a certain magnetisim for large monsters, that's for sure... *kirp-cheep?* It's silly in the morning there, isn't it?

To sum up the summing ... Charging Bear is probably going to die horribly but semi-heroically.

That was a one-time-thing, though. Don't hold that against him.

Alrighty! So, time to get this game moving once again. I'm opening new chapters. Here's where the PCs are going to be:

Chapter 17.1 will be in the Wendell Mine
-- Carl (Mike, Heavy Henry)
-- Mad Irish Murphy
-- Augustus Spotswood (Special Guest Player!)
-- Charging Bear

Chapter 17.2 will be at the Circle W ranch!
-- Gangatsu (Welcome Back!)
-- The Seven of Spades (Special Guest Player!)
-- Harry Lazarus (Special Guest Player!)

Chapter 17.3 will be on the road to the Ranch!
-- Alouette
-- William Pierce
-- Adrian Vega
-- Jake Lawrence

See, the overconfident bulletproof Comanches reminded me of a Thing I Read On The Internet, and I actually found it again (for once): http://www.funnydndstories.com...50035-light-the-fuse

...all I can say is that that must've been one hell of a creepy dungeon to go through.

What about Katy, Stray?

And Noooo~o, I like CB. If they're bullet proof, let Gatsu chop them up!

I have no earthly idea where Katy would be, nor what she'd be up to, nor how she would get involved in shenanigans.

CB has Relic Tomahawks. He can hurt them, if not actually kill them. He'll be fine (unless the die roller hates on him, which it tends to).

Katy is probably either Holding The Fort with Wildcat (that is, Put On A Bus), or got taken to the ranch when the Dust Adders were getting the town's outlying homesteaders to safety if she was trying to leave town on foot again.

Of course, being Katy, she might've wandered off into the hinterland again in search of Adventures when the raiders were driven away from the ranch, before the most recent situation developed there, and thus be on the road...ask the Magic 8-ball?

From years of being in this game, there would be something wrong with CB if he wasn't convinced he was going to die. It just means the tension's up.

@Paddy Hold it against him? I thought Murphs was just adapting to the great Southern tradition of Redneck Zombie Stompin'...

Well, Katy is a little whirlwind of adorable  blissful ignorance and happens to be good with a gun.Little darling killed a few blokes by sheer luck.

As long as older characters that once disappeared are coming out of the woodworks, it would be cool if Wildcat showed back up also.

Not to sound conceded, but lucky I was able to come back. So far, this is the hottest time of year for me. Today, got up to almost 120 in the Mojave. Right now, it's 85 degrees outside and it's 1:16 a.m., I just got home an hour ago from watching a double feature at the Drive in and I finally stopped sweating.

I have no idea what that is in C, but considering 13 degrees has me in a T-shirt I think I'd melt into a puddle of sticky goop. My pet cactus is loving the 22 hours of sunlight at present, but I've had to surround it with small bottles to counter the singeing effects of high-northern UV.

Is there anything in the Mojave to be catch fire? It seems like a lot of the Western US is on fire at the moment.

In reply to Alouette (msg # 729):

120°F is 49°C... well 48.8888888

I know little to nothing about the wild fires as I personally avoid the news as it is often far far too depressing.

In reply to Alouette (msg # 729):

Nope, nothing. just sand and some erratically scattered Joshua Trees and Yuccas. Not easy to catch fire. Most of those fires are in places with grass and real trees, something we greatly lack.

This is how I would have answered Alouette's temperature query:

http://goo.gl/RI64h

If everyone else didn't hear, Stray's boss is a douchebag and I hope the best for our nutty storytelling friend.

Gangatsu's back? I really have been away for a long time. I posted, couldn't catch up on the entire thread just yet, so please forgive if I left out details I should have known about in character. Hell, I think I missed the whole 'Gus dying' thing even, so still playing catch up. Seems like I have time to do so though. Sorry your boss is a douche Stray. :-(

Hi! The Storm's still pretty much hibernating whilst the Stray jobseeks but yes! The Suicide Samurai is back!

William killed Gus in a just and gunslingery manner...Gus was annoyed and blew up the church, then the Hawk went over and jumped up and down on Gus until his snake friend ran off and hid under a house. Gus may or may not de-marmalise himself in time for Easter eggs.

Had to share: http://rustyandco.com/extras/eldergodgenerator/

Certain rolls reminded me of this game -

YoJohn. ^_^ I haven't made any posts, but yeah. Had a complicated time. Even now, had to shell out $700 to fix my car and now i'm all T.T for the moment.

I'll bounce back, just gimme a little time.

Ouch. Car troubles suck monkey ass.

Damn straight.

Oh Alouette, you playing at the other Dead land game?