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Silly story for today because I'm in a silly mood and a silly thing happened.
I'm not going to assume everyone's familiar with such a thing, so I apologize if you don't need all the explanation but otherwise the story doesn't make a lot of sense.
My computer is self assembled and the case I used is a little fancier than some other cases, and one of the fancy things it has are some features that keep your computer from getting hot and/or dusty inside, such as a, wait for it, dust filter.
Anyway it's not rocket science, you just pull it out of its bracket on the bottom of the case every so often and clean it out.
My mother saw me do this once several months ago and asked what on earth I was doing taking a part off of the computer (she has no idea how computers actually work and was afraid I had broken it).
I explained it was a filter that helps keep the interior of the computer clean and I was just going to clean it out.
She looked at it and said "Oh, it's like the linen filter in a clothes dryer". And I responded yes, that's a fairly good comparison.
She seemd very pleased with this all, which didn't surprise me given her well documented hatred of dust.
Anyway fast forward a bit. Apparently she's been in the process of collecting dryer lint to use in some sewing project as stuffing. I had long since forgottent the moment I just described.
She calls me and out of the blue asks if my computer is full of dryer lint.