You guys might be geeky enough to appreciate this...yesterday a volunteer I was set to oversee was late, so I went to dig up a reference specimen within sight of the path, since I knew that one would be ready.
I'd got it in my head that it was a puffin, then realised it couldn't be because I'd cleaned and recorded that puffin during the last lab inventory; when the volunteer promptly turned up and asked what I was doing I replied that I was digging up a reference skelly to compare to the bitty fragments we get on sites, the better to ID them with. Also that I didn't know what this one was because I'd forgotten and the thing was still in its shroud of old tights (to prevent the loss of tiny bones).
I got her settled dry sorting and went back to getting the specimen prepped for cleaning, and thought she might like to know the outcome when I came back in, since a lot of our retired volunteers are also interested in birdwatching/eco work.
me: It was a
little auk!
volunteer: [looks at me like I'm completely mad]
me: The thing I was digging up, I mean.
[volunteer still looks utterly confounded]
me: Little auks...they're sort of small and dark, you'd see them off the coast but not inland...quite rare to spot them at all, really.
volunteer: ...
me: ...sort of like tiny black puffins?
volunteer: Ohhh. I watched all the
Hobbit films last night on DVD; I thought you said
orcs.