When a clearly sexist and pulp-playing reviewer says something's incurably broken in its mechanics and rabidly mysogynist in its content, you'd probably have more fun hammering 6" nails into your sinuses.
On the theme of hammering and mysogyny, I've come to the conclusion that I am in fact profoundly disturbed by the acts of wood-through-ribcage violence in
Dracula being the nearest thing to sex in a mainstream Victorian novel ("Oho, your wedding night coming up, is it laddie? Here, have a hammer."). Good grief.
As for Hardin's good side arms (to be fair, Lou did ask him what kind and was told it "didn't matter" so long as they got Hardin free), you can blame
Bob Dylan. I mean, "every" means more than "both" or even "some" of his hands to me. Likewise I will forever think of the Arizona Ranger that rode into the town of Agua Fría as
wielding a big iron rather than anything else.