Re: Episode 3: "No Surprises"
Melba sighed and when she started she DID look at the group, making eye contact, taking each and everyone in. "A stake? I'm an overweight, none to fit teenaged girl. If I have to take on a vamp armed only with a stake, I'm blood pudding. A supersquirter full of Holy Water maybe, a crossbow perhaps, maybe even a cross tattooed on my face if it weren't for the fact I'm Jewish, but I honestly don't think carrying a stake is gonna help me much. Hence the questions, what else works, fire? UV light? garlic? Religious icons? Napalm? I know holy water works, which is REAL scary because it messes with my mundane paradigm, but what else works for somebody like me? You may not know, Buffy, but somebody does and it feels like it's been a secret for centuries, and I resent that AND take it personally, because this secrecy could have gotten me killed."
She blushed and came to a halt. "Sorry", she said, "Rant over."